Best knock knock joke youve heard?!

knock knock
who's there!?
Chesterfield
Chesterfield who!?
Chesterfield me up on the first date, so I slapped him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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It's a tie, for me, between two!. One I'm sure you've heard, the other!? Maybe not!.

Knock knock!.
Who's there!?
Impatient Cow!.
Impatient Cow who!?
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Impatient Cow who!?
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Impatient Co-
MOOO!!

*OR*

Knock, knock!
Who's there!?
Gestapo!.
Gestapo who!?
[exaggerated German accent] VE VILL ASK ZE KVESTIONS!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Yo momma!.
Yo momma, who!?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door!


Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Doris!.
Doris, who!?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Knock,knock
who's there!?
Hawaii
Hawaii who !?

I'm fine!.!.!. how a' you !?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Knock knock
Whos there!?
Banana
Banana who!?
Knock knock
Whos there!?
Banana
Banana who!?
Knock knock
Whos there!?
Banana
Banana who!?
Knock knock
Whos there!?
Orange
Orange who
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again!?

Pathetic but funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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(you have to say it in a 'sing-songy' voice)

knock knock
who's there!?
little old lady
little old lady who!?
i didn't know you could yodel!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Knock Knock
Who's There!?
Boo!
Boo who!?
Awww dont cryy!

haha sorry u might of heard this one but yea i loved it
(when i was like 9 lol)
Have a nice day!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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