Thanksgiving Divorce (joke)?!
Question: Thanksgiving Divorce (joke)!?
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough!.
"Pop, what are you talking about!?" the son screams!. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says!. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her!."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone!. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll t ake care of this,"
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced!. Don't do a single thing until I get there!. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow!. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME!?" and hangs up!. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife!. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Pop, what are you talking about!?" the son screams!. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says!. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her!."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone!. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll t ake care of this,"
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced!. Don't do a single thing until I get there!. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow!. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME!?" and hangs up!. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife!. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha!.!.!.!.!.AWW that was so cute and funny!!!
I thought it was gunna be a cruel joke like he killed his wife or something!. I really liked it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought it was gunna be a cruel joke like he killed his wife or something!. I really liked it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A VERY EDERLY COUPLE SHOW UP AT A LAWYERS OFFICE AND ANNOUNCE THEY WANT A DIVORCE!.!.!.THE LAWYER ASKS "HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN MARRIED!?"!.!.!.!.THE MAN REPLIES!.!."62 YEARS"!.!.!.!.!."WELL WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE NOW!?"!.!.!.!.THE WIFE SAYS!.!."WE HAVE NEVER LIKED EACH OTHER!.!.!.EVER"!.!.!.!."YES!.!.!.BUT AGAIN!.!.WHY GET DIVORCED NOW!?" REPEATS THE LAWYER!.!.!.!.!."WELL!.!.!.WE THOUGHT IT WAS BEST TO GET A DIVORCE ONLY AFTER THE CHILDREN HAD DIED"!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
See, now that's something my parents would try!. Only they don't believe in divorce!. My mom would call me and tell me she's going to kill dad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha how evil!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute!! starred!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehahaha
10Www@Enter-QA@Com
10Www@Enter-QA@Com
now thats how il b gettin my lil sweet munckins home for their divorce themed thanksgiving,christmas,easter and halleoween!!!!
thanks mate!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks mate!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is so damn funny, i think parents are like that too now a days that parents doesnt want to pay for their kids tickets!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one lets see if this joke comes to reality ! Thanks that was funny !Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was very funny!!! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now this one's going to make rounds with my friends hahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha sound like something my parents would do!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Be careful which of your "problems" you give to a man to solve!.
LMAO!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha GOOD one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Didn't like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats a very funny joke! I just loved it! It gave me a good laugh!
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO! Sounds like mine or my husband's parents!. That was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.another one for my collection!. You have the best d*mn jokes!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was the best! Loved it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very cute!. Thanks for making me chuckle!!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that's funny stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com
And "The Rodent" slam dunks another joke into my collection!
If only we could give the Doc Points!
How!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
If only we could give the Doc Points!
How!?Www@Enter-QA@Com