Can you explain this story?!
Question: Can you explain this story!?
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when behind him he hears:
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog
he makes out the image of an upright casket banging
its way down the middle of the street toward him!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Terrified, the man begins to run like his
butt was on fire, toward his home,
the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER!.!.!.
FASTER!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys,
opens the door, rushes in, slams
and locks the door behind him!.
However, the casket crashes through his door,
with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
on his heels, the terrified man runs!.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
the man locks himself in!.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling;
his breath is coming in sobbing gasps!.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!.
Bumping and clapping toward him!.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket!.!.!.
and,
(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops!Www@Enter-QA@Com
when behind him he hears:
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog
he makes out the image of an upright casket banging
its way down the middle of the street toward him!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Terrified, the man begins to run like his
butt was on fire, toward his home,
the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER!.!.!.
FASTER!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys,
opens the door, rushes in, slams
and locks the door behind him!.
However, the casket crashes through his door,
with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
on his heels, the terrified man runs!.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
the man locks himself in!.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling;
his breath is coming in sobbing gasps!.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!.
Bumping and clapping toward him!.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket!.!.!.
and,
(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HAAAHHAHA I LOVED IT!!! NO LIE! STAR 4 YOU!!! lol good job!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahahahahahahaha!! LOVED IT!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY! i get it! cause the caughing stops! nice! here's a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the "cough"-in stops because of the cough syrupWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha this is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha, cheesy but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, nice dramatic buildupWww@Enter-QA@Com
coughWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!!!! good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
coffin stops, like 'coughing'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was hillarious!!! I didn't see it coming!. Quite the build up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice!. I was wondering what would happen next!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha
kinda cheesy but i like it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
kinda cheesy but i like it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com