The Decision (Joke)?!
Question: The Decision (Joke)!?
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot!.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness!.
Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway!. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but!.!.!.!.!. Something happened!. I'm trying to break this gently, but the
fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it!."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap!. It's $1000 an inch!."
The man perks up at this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness!.
Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway!. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but!.!.!.!.!. Something happened!. I'm trying to break this gently, but the
fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it!."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap!. It's $1000 an inch!."
The man perks up at this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
thats a very funny joke! I just loved it! It gave me a good laugh!
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.!.!.good one!.!.!.!.some more
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class!. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44!?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class!. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44!?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think that's a perfect explanation about why TECHNIQUE is so much more important than size!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao another winner!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not very funny sorry!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Insurance ain't gonna pay for a new kitchen :/Www@Enter-QA@Com
Insurance ain't gonna pay for a new kitchen :/Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
awwwwwwwww so funny!. i liked it!. sounded like something i would say to my fiance!. jkWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL That's pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I can't laugh, sorry!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is so wrong, on so many levels!. Just let me at this lady!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LIKE IT!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL that was great, my husband said!.!.!.that's you, lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
this so funny, cux i would do the same thing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great joke!. I've already sent it out in an e-mail!. Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com