Market research (joke)?!
Question: Market research (joke)!?
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a Young woman with three small children running around at her feet!.
He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline!. Have you ever used the product!?"
She says, "Yes!. My husband and I use it all the time!."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for!?"
"We use it for sex!."
The researcher was a little taken back!. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's Bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge!. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex!. I admire you for your honesty!. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you Use it for sex!?"
The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all!.!.!. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline!. Have you ever used the product!?"
She says, "Yes!. My husband and I use it all the time!."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for!?"
"We use it for sex!."
The researcher was a little taken back!. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's Bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge!. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex!. I admire you for your honesty!. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you Use it for sex!?"
The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all!.!.!. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ha ha i read long back but forgot it
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God that was sooooo funny i couldn't resist u hearing my laughs!
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haha im going to try that to keep family and friends out of my house during the holidays this year!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!.!.!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha
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thats a very funny joke! I just loved it! It gave me a good laugh!
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I've gotta try that one!. I'll send it to Heloise for her column!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i am going to try that tonight!.!.!.thanks for the idea!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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this is a funny joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know, I know!. Chicago called and they want Lake Michigan back!. But it's not in my pants, I'm just happy to see you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another zinger from the Mighty Hamster!.
A hamster had a funny bent!.
And so where-ever he did went!.!.!.
A joke he liked to tell!.
The ya----- cops to this, did not well kell!.
Nor did the T!.R!.O!.L!.L!.S!.* enjoy these efforts much!.
For T's despise fun and such!
But the Hammy did regenerate!.!.!.
And 5 times return to the debate!
And, Lo! We did enjoy!
All of us man and boy!
And Ladies too, did kern a happy laugh!
To add to their daily quaff!
*Truly Repulsive Oligarchs, Lacking Love Skills!.
Sorry, That's as much poetry as I ken do! (And it was BAD anyway!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A hamster had a funny bent!.
And so where-ever he did went!.!.!.
A joke he liked to tell!.
The ya----- cops to this, did not well kell!.
Nor did the T!.R!.O!.L!.L!.S!.* enjoy these efforts much!.
For T's despise fun and such!
But the Hammy did regenerate!.!.!.
And 5 times return to the debate!
And, Lo! We did enjoy!
All of us man and boy!
And Ladies too, did kern a happy laugh!
To add to their daily quaff!
*Truly Repulsive Oligarchs, Lacking Love Skills!.
Sorry, That's as much poetry as I ken do! (And it was BAD anyway!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com