Bar joke or something.?!
Question: Bar joke or something!.!?
There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink!. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down!. The poor man started crying!. The truck driver turned and said: "Come on man, I was just joking!. Here, I'll buy you another drink!. I just can't stand to see a man crying!." "No, it's not that!. Today is the worst day of my life!. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting!. My boss became outraged and then fired me!. "When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen!. The police said they could do nothing!. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and after the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab!. "I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener!. I left home depressed and came to this bar!. And now, when I was thinking about putting an end to my life!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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HAHAHA thats a bad day! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Isn't life a bltch, lol!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats a cute and funny one
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com