Funny Joke, 10 Points if you can better it!!!!?!


Question: Funny Joke, 10 Points if you can better it!!!!!?
A blonde, brunette and ginger trio decided to go through a Desert one day when their car broke down!. So, they all had a discussion and decided to break the car up for their safety and survival!.

The Ginger woman decides to take the water tank saying she can use the water to drink and keep hydrated and survive until help arrives!.

The Brunette says she will take the radiator, so she can use the water in there for the same reason as the giner!.

The Blonde says she will take the door so she can wind the window down when she gets too hot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way!.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They had one son, Jack!.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The couple soon
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced!.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock!.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt!.

NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them!.

Sincerely,
Crock O!. SchittWww@Enter-QA@Com

A blonde, brunette and ginger trio decided to go through a Desert one day when their car broke down!. So, they all had a discussion and decided to break the car up for their safety and survival!.

The Ginger woman decides to take the water tank saying she can use the water to drink and keep hydrated and survive until help arrives!.

The Brunette says she will take the radiator, so she can use the water in there for the same reason as the giner!.

The Blonde says she will take the rigth miror so she can find the right way back home !.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!!
ok, here's minee,

A blonde and brunette and a ginger are all on the run from the police!. They come across a barn and, with the police close behind, they decide to hide in three empty sacks!.
They each climb into a sack and wait silently!.
A little while later the police stormed the building and found the three sacks!.
They went up to the one with the ginger in and kicked it,
thinking fast the ginger said "meeoww"!.
The police assumed this was just the old farm cat and moved on to the sack with the brunette in, and they kicked it!.
The brunette, having listened to the ginger, barked like a dog!.
The police accepted this and moved on to the last sack, with the blonde in!.
They kicked it,

The blonde, in an amazing display of thinking shouted as loud as she could!.!.!.




POTATOESS!!!!

x xWww@Enter-QA@Com

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall!. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves!.
The lad asked, "What is this, father!?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is!."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room!. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls!.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out!.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Three girls are on the run from the police!. They all see a van with the back doors open, so they jump inside!. There isn't anywhere to hide except three sacks lying on the floor, so they all get inside!. The police come running up and see the sacks with hair sticking out!. The brunnette starts barking, so they thinks its just a dog in the sack, the red head starts meowing, so they think its just a cat, then the blond says " Potatoes"
Its funnier when someone is saying it in person, but I still laugh at it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

So there was a blonde in a scientist convention!. There were these 2 scientist fighting!. The 1st guy says, "well i was the first person in space!!"!. then the 2nd guy says, " well i was the 1st one on the moon!!"!. the blonde walks to both of them and says "well im goin 2 b the first 1 on the sun!!"!. both of the scientist laugh and say" you can't go to the sun its 2 hot!."!. the blonde says, " well then ill go at night!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

a Blondie a brunette and a red head are driving in the desert and suddenly there car brakes down they each take one thing

the brunette takes the water tank

the red head takes the radiator

the Blondie takes the car door

they start to walk and the red head asks the Blondie why she took the car door and the Blondie laughs "you guys are dumb all you got is water "
once agan the red head ask why she took the door
the blondie answers "well when i get hot i can roll down the window"Www@Enter-QA@Com

a blonde woman wanted a small house job to make a little extra money, so she went down the street looking for one, and she stopped at this mans house!. she asked the man, "do u have a job that needs to be done!?" the man said "yes, you can paint the porch!. ill give u $50!." she agreed and then the man said "the paint and ladder are in the garage!." she said okay and got to work right away!. once she was done, she told the man " i had some left over so i gave it an extra coting, and by the way, thats not a porch its a ferrari"
lol=)Www@Enter-QA@Com

A priest, Jesus, and an old man tee off!.

The priest drives the green within 5 yards of the hole!.

Jesus slices the ball and it goes into the water hazard!. He quickly runs across the water and hits his second onto the green 2 inches from the hole!.

The old man tees off with a short worm burner that trickles into the hazard!. Soon after a fish eats the ball and swims across the pond with it in its mouth!. Just then an eagle swoops down and snatches the fish with the golf ball and flies off!. The eagle loses its grip and drops the fish on the green!. The fish then spits out the ball and it rolls into the hole for a hole in one!.

Jesus turns to the old man and replies, "Play fair dad!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why was the blond happy when she finished the puzzle in one year!?
Because the box said 2-4 years

What do you get when you flip a blond upside down!?
A brunette with bad breath

What did Michael Jackson say to Macaulay Culkin!?
I'll trade you two fives for a ten

Why aren't there any K-Marts in Iraq!?
Because everything is a targetWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ive heard it before but it wasn't used with blondes it was used with the old 'englishman, Irishman and Scotsman' Good tho!.
I think the more simple the jokes the funnier they are like my fave at the mo is:
Two grains of sand are sitting on a beach,
One turns to the other and says,
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Busy here innit!?!"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Ha Ha Ha LMFAO!! For days with that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

a man carrying a duck under his arm nocks at his door to what his wife answers!.!. " this is the pig ive been sleeping with for the last ten years" she replys, "it looks like a duck" He replys!.!. i was talking to the f*ck**g duck!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ther was 3 boys one called willy one called zip one called wee zip was ontop of a cuperd willy was in the cuperd and wee was being silly the teacher came in and said zip down willy out pee in the cornerWww@Enter-QA@Com

ultimate way to get relief in the exam after seeing the question paper:

close your eyes
take a long breath
settle down
just relax
and then very softly say F*CK IM SCREWEDWww@Enter-QA@Com

what`s the difference between light and hard!? you can go to sleep with a light on!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What is Mr Sheens nationality!? - Polish!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol lol lol :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

LoLWww@Enter-QA@Com

What is a blondes mating call"
" Oh, I am so Drunk"

What is a Brunette's!?

"Did that blond leave yet!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal bollocks!?


sparkyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolzWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmao i liked it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

This is just too funny not to share!. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2!.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately!. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank!.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding!.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat!."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding!. The process continued until all safes were opened!.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold!. Instead, the safes contained covered bowls of pudding!.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach!. The newspaper headline read:





IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

a man was dating a blonde and they had a date that night!. the man wanted to impress her so he decided to get an all-over tan!. he fell asleep and when he woke up, he found out that hes burnt his parts!. the guy doesn't know what to do but since his girlfriend was coming in a few minutes, he decided to just put ointment on it and wrap it in a guaze!. the girlfriend shows up and they watch a movie at the mans house!. halfway through the movie, the guys parts start to hurt!. after a few moments of extreme discomfort he asks to be excused!. he goes into the kitchen and fills a glass up with milk (supposedly he heard this from a friend and decided to try it out) and sticks his throbbing parts into the milk and experienced immediate relief!. the blonde walks in, sees him with his parts in the milk and says, "Oh, so THAT'S how you load those things!"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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