Please tell me a joke....?!
Question: Please tell me a joke!.!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.!.but a clean and funny one!. THXWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
well you could join "funnypranksandjokes" at yahoo groups
but heres one
A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road!. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit!. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit!. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead!. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry!.
A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over!. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong!. "I feel terrible," he explained!. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it!." The blonde told the man not to worry!. She knew what to do!.
She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can!. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can all over the rabbit!. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road!. Fifty feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet!.
The man was astonished!. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can!? What did you spray on that rabbit!?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label!.
It said:
(Are you ready for this!?)
(Are you sure!?)
(OK, here it comes !. !. !. )
"Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair!. Adds Permanent Wave!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
but heres one
A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road!. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit!. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit!. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead!. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry!.
A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over!. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong!. "I feel terrible," he explained!. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it!." The blonde told the man not to worry!. She knew what to do!.
She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can!. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can all over the rabbit!. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road!. Fifty feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet!.
The man was astonished!. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can!? What did you spray on that rabbit!?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label!.
It said:
(Are you ready for this!?)
(Are you sure!?)
(OK, here it comes !. !. !. )
"Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair!. Adds Permanent Wave!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
An Irish Joke,
On Saint Patrick's Day, an Irishman who had a little to much to drink was driving home from the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road!.
A cop pulled him over!.
"So," said the cop to the driver, "Where have you been!?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk!.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening!."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile!.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car!?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk!. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
On Saint Patrick's Day, an Irishman who had a little to much to drink was driving home from the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road!.
A cop pulled him over!.
"So," said the cop to the driver, "Where have you been!?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk!.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening!."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile!.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car!?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk!. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sherlock Holmes and Dr!. Watson went on a camping trip!.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep!.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend!. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see!."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars!."
"What does that tell you!?"
Watson pondered for a minute!. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets!. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo!. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three!. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant!. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!. Why, what does it tell YOU!?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke!. "Watson, you idiot!. Some jerk has stolen our tent!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep!.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend!. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see!."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars!."
"What does that tell you!?"
Watson pondered for a minute!. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets!. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo!. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three!. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant!. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!. Why, what does it tell YOU!?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke!. "Watson, you idiot!. Some jerk has stolen our tent!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
bubble bath
A new lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard students!. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with -name, and hobby!. She said " Let's start with the boys first!. Boys start giving their introduction!.!.!.
First boy : " My name is john, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub!.
Teacher was confused to listen and said " interesting - well, ok!. In fact we must be honest in telling the hobby!. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us!. So its ok john!.
Yes next-"
Second boy : " myself peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub"!.
Teacher now got surprised and said " gooodd!.!. I like the spirit of supporting a friend !.
ok next - " Third boy : I m smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub"!.
Teacher : " guys are u joking or what !? please be sincere!.
Ok next - "This continues, and the last boy stands up : I m herry, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub "!.
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach u ungrown boyz for long!.
Any way, now the girls please - "
First girl : I m july and my hobby is to see birds
Teacher : "good!. At last I got something different!. Ok next-"
Second : I m ruby and I like to collect perfumes "
Teacher : " now its like educated grown up girls !. ok next - u sweet girl-yes u - "
Third Most beautiful girl of the class !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Mam my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day "Www@Enter-QA@Com
A new lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard students!. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with -name, and hobby!. She said " Let's start with the boys first!. Boys start giving their introduction!.!.!.
First boy : " My name is john, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub!.
Teacher was confused to listen and said " interesting - well, ok!. In fact we must be honest in telling the hobby!. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us!. So its ok john!.
Yes next-"
Second boy : " myself peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub"!.
Teacher now got surprised and said " gooodd!.!. I like the spirit of supporting a friend !.
ok next - " Third boy : I m smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub"!.
Teacher : " guys are u joking or what !? please be sincere!.
Ok next - "This continues, and the last boy stands up : I m herry, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub "!.
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach u ungrown boyz for long!.
Any way, now the girls please - "
First girl : I m july and my hobby is to see birds
Teacher : "good!. At last I got something different!. Ok next-"
Second : I m ruby and I like to collect perfumes "
Teacher : " now its like educated grown up girls !. ok next - u sweet girl-yes u - "
Third Most beautiful girl of the class !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Mam my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day "Www@Enter-QA@Com
your mom looked for me !?
you know what because i didn't answer your Question
and i don't know any damn jokes
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you know what because i didn't answer your Question
and i don't know any damn jokes
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Man comes home, find his wife with his friend in her bed room!.He shoots his friend to death!.
Wife says "If you behave like this , you will lose ALL your friends!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wife says "If you behave like this , you will lose ALL your friends!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
okay my friend told me this one!.!.!.!.nobody get offended!.!.!.okay here it goes!.!.!.!.u wanna hear sumthin funny!?!?!? womens rights!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If Honey Bees give us Honey, what type of bees give us milk!?
Boobies!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Boobies!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what kinda cheese is not yours!?!?!?!?!?!?
nacho cheeseWww@Enter-QA@Com
nacho cheeseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why did Tigger look in the toilet!?
He was looking for Pooh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He was looking for Pooh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama so fat that we u drove too her other side u ran out of gas!Www@Enter-QA@Com