Confession?!
Question: Confession!?
Bless me Father, for I have
sinned!. I have been with a loose woman!. The priest asks, "Is
that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy!?
Yes, Father, it is!.
And, who was the woman you were
with!?
I can’t be tellin’ you,
Father!. I don’t want to ruin her reputation!.
Well, Timmy, I’m sure to find out
sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now!. Was it Brenda O’Malley!?
I cannot say!.
Was it Patricia Kelly!?
I’ll never tell!.
Was it Sheilah O’Brien!?
I’m sorry, but I cannot name her!.
Was it Kathleen Morgan!?
My lips are sealed!.
Was it Fiona Grogan, then!?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you!.
The priest sighs in
frustration!. You’re a steadfast lad, Timmy Shaughnessy, and I admire
that!. But you’ve sinned, and you must atone!. You cannot attend
church mass for three months!. Be off with you nowWww@Enter-QA@Com
sinned!. I have been with a loose woman!. The priest asks, "Is
that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy!?
Yes, Father, it is!.
And, who was the woman you were
with!?
I can’t be tellin’ you,
Father!. I don’t want to ruin her reputation!.
Well, Timmy, I’m sure to find out
sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now!. Was it Brenda O’Malley!?
I cannot say!.
Was it Patricia Kelly!?
I’ll never tell!.
Was it Sheilah O’Brien!?
I’m sorry, but I cannot name her!.
Was it Kathleen Morgan!?
My lips are sealed!.
Was it Fiona Grogan, then!?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you!.
The priest sighs in
frustration!. You’re a steadfast lad, Timmy Shaughnessy, and I admire
that!. But you’ve sinned, and you must atone!. You cannot attend
church mass for three months!. Be off with you nowWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Best joke on here for a while!.
Wonder which miserable so and so has been giving the thumbs down!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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OMG - that was funny!. Thanks for cheering me up this morning, i really needed that! Have a star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Excellent joke, lol, keep it up !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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First joke that made me laugh on here in awhile!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have heard several variations of this one!. Gets a bit tedious after a while!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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unluckily, I knew that one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent!!
I didn't see that one coming!
Starred *Www@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't see that one coming!
Starred *Www@Enter-QA@Com
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