Girlfriends - do these match the women in your life?!
Question: Girlfriends - do these match the women in your life!?
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend!.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life!.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional!. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time, and threatened suicide!. So I decided I needed a girl with stability!.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring!. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything!. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement!.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her!.She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything!. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy!. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless!. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life!.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional!. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time, and threatened suicide!. So I decided I needed a girl with stability!.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring!. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything!. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement!.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her!.She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything!. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy!. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless!. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Fabulous!. It took 30 years for you to realise what is important in life but you finally got there!. Good hunting and when you find her buy her a tee-shirt with "Boys Toys" written across the front so she has no illusions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The women on here may disagree, but you have almost totally been with a woman of every degree!. I am a counselor and I observe women, and I find myself apart from them!.!.!.funnily enough I do have big boobs!.!.!.hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha, unlucky! Keep looking, I have everything you have been ooking for without the crazy sh*t!
Yeah right, Ha! Welcome to the female xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah right, Ha! Welcome to the female xWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't have BIG boobs but they are perfect for my small frame!.
would you like to see them!?
OK!
heres the link:
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would you like to see them!?
OK!
heres the link:
www!.youareapervert!.com!.fuWww@Enter-QA@Com
"when I was 28" sounds like my last relation!.!.!.
*hahahahahahaha*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*hahahahahahaha*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not really funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very entertaining thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that entertaiend me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
may I say that your six JOKES were lifted off this site !.!.!.they have all benon here in the last couple of weeks!.!.!.get a lifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol very funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its a litle bit funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow you sure nothing is wrong with you!? it's interesting thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
man that was really good i know exactly what you are talkin about!.!.!.!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
is that even a joke !.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com