Are these jokes clean?!
Question: Are these jokes clean!?
What did the school of tuna say when a submarine went by!?
Oh look! A can of people!
If you're surrounded by 10 wild horses, 3 tigers, 3 elephants and 3 lions, what do you do!?
Stop the merry-go-round and get off!
How do you keep a skunk from smelling!?
Hold it's nose!.
What do you find between an elephant's toes!?
Slow-running natives!.
What do you call a sleeping bull!?
A bull dozer
Edited to add more:
How does an elephant get up in a tree!?
Sits on an acorn and waits 100 years!.
How do you catch an elephant with only tweezers, a milk carton, and binoculars!?
Look through the binoculars the wrong way so the elephant looks really small!. Then just pick him up with the tweezers and drop him in the milk carton!
How does an ant trip an elephant!?
He hides behind a tree and sticks his leg out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh look! A can of people!
If you're surrounded by 10 wild horses, 3 tigers, 3 elephants and 3 lions, what do you do!?
Stop the merry-go-round and get off!
How do you keep a skunk from smelling!?
Hold it's nose!.
What do you find between an elephant's toes!?
Slow-running natives!.
What do you call a sleeping bull!?
A bull dozer
Edited to add more:
How does an elephant get up in a tree!?
Sits on an acorn and waits 100 years!.
How do you catch an elephant with only tweezers, a milk carton, and binoculars!?
Look through the binoculars the wrong way so the elephant looks really small!. Then just pick him up with the tweezers and drop him in the milk carton!
How does an ant trip an elephant!?
He hides behind a tree and sticks his leg out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
All these jokes are very clean but im not sure about the slow running natives it depends where your telling the joke :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you say "if they're clean", because you want to tell them to or in front of children!.!.!. then I'd say, yes!. They're pretty tame for that audience!.!.!. execpt mabe the one with the natives and the elephant and the acorn one!.
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Don't quit your day job:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I think u have to much time on your hands!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh sorry, was I meant to laugh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes they are clean enough for any age that would understand a word u were sayingWww@Enter-QA@Com
I dont think they have been wiped up or broomed up for cleanliness!. Isn't it!?
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