What is some good kids jokes?!
Question: What is some good kids jokes!?
Answers:
What did the school of tuna say when a submarine went by!?
Oh look! A can of people!
If you're surrounded by 10 wild horses, 3 tigers, 3 elephants and 3 lions, what do you do!?
Stop the merry-go-round and get off!
How do you keep a skunk from smelling!?
Hold it's nose!.
What do you find between an elephant's toes!?
Slow-running natives!.
What do you call a sleeping bull!?
A bull dozer
Edited to add more:
How does an elephant get up in a tree!?
Sits on an acorn and waits 100 years!.
How do you catch an elephant with only tweezers, a milk carton, and binoculars!?
Look through the binoculars the wrong way so the elephant looks really small!. Then just pick him up with the tweezers and drop him in the milk carton!
How does an ant trip an elephant!?
He hides behind a tree and sticks his leg out!
I know these seem silly, but 5 year olds are all about silly!
I used to check joke books out of the library!. I had 101 elephant jokes or something like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh look! A can of people!
If you're surrounded by 10 wild horses, 3 tigers, 3 elephants and 3 lions, what do you do!?
Stop the merry-go-round and get off!
How do you keep a skunk from smelling!?
Hold it's nose!.
What do you find between an elephant's toes!?
Slow-running natives!.
What do you call a sleeping bull!?
A bull dozer
Edited to add more:
How does an elephant get up in a tree!?
Sits on an acorn and waits 100 years!.
How do you catch an elephant with only tweezers, a milk carton, and binoculars!?
Look through the binoculars the wrong way so the elephant looks really small!. Then just pick him up with the tweezers and drop him in the milk carton!
How does an ant trip an elephant!?
He hides behind a tree and sticks his leg out!
I know these seem silly, but 5 year olds are all about silly!
I used to check joke books out of the library!. I had 101 elephant jokes or something like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head!.
'I need to take that walkman off your head,' says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde!.
'You can't! I'll die!' retorts the blonde!.
'I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!' says the beauty specialist getting annoyed!.
'I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!'
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde!. Within seconds, the blonde dies!. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating 'breath in, breath out, breath in'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'I need to take that walkman off your head,' says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde!.
'You can't! I'll die!' retorts the blonde!.
'I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!' says the beauty specialist getting annoyed!.
'I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!'
The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde!. Within seconds, the blonde dies!. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating 'breath in, breath out, breath in'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch!. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples!.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE!. God is watching!."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies!.
A child had written a note,
"Take all you want!. God is watching the apples"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE!. God is watching!."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies!.
A child had written a note,
"Take all you want!. God is watching the apples"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There's two penguins in a bathtub, and one penguin asks the other penguin to hand him the soap and the other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter!?!"
xD It's funny to little kids, trust me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
xD It's funny to little kids, trust me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a papa, momma and baby tomato were walking down the street!.!.the baby was walking too slow and lagging behind!.!.the papa went back!.!.!.!.stepped on the baby!.!.!.and said!.!.!."KETCHUP"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
bathroom joke:
dropping off a couple of cosby kids at the pool!.
yes I know it's gross but I howled when someone told me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dropping off a couple of cosby kids at the pool!.
yes I know it's gross but I howled when someone told me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A lion and a cheetah were playing cards in the jungle:
Lion: You're a cheetah (cheater)
Cheetah: And you're lion (lying)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lion: You're a cheetah (cheater)
Cheetah: And you're lion (lying)Www@Enter-QA@Com
y is 6 afraid of 7
cause 7 ate 9Www@Enter-QA@Com
cause 7 ate 9Www@Enter-QA@Com