Are the old ones not sometimes the best?!


Question: Are the old ones not sometimes the best!?
Father Patrick was talking to his replacement in a small village church!. ‘Father Michael,’ he says, ‘you’ll be looking after my flock from now on!.’ ‘But where do I start!?’ the young priest replies!. ‘You’ve been hearing confessions for over 50 years, I’ll be lost!.’ ‘Don’t worry,’ says Father Patrick, ‘I’ve written a list of sins and absolutions on the wall in the confessional box!. Look up the sin and it will tell you next to it what to say!. After a while you’ll get to know the congregation and you’ll be okay!.’ One week later, Father Michael is sitting in the confessional box looking at his mentor’s list when his first visitor arrives!. ‘Forgive me Father, for I have sinned,’ says a female voice!. ‘I had to give my husband a gobble last night!.’ The priest searches the wall but can’t find the correct reply anywhere!. In desperation he pulls open the curtain of the box and stops a choirboy!. ‘Oi! What did the old priest give for a gobble!?’ ‘A Kit-Kat,’ the lad replies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Funny, reminds me of this one!.

Priestly Persuasion!.!.!.
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour!?" "Of course!. What may I do for you!?"
"Well, I bought an expensive! electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it!. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me!? Under your robes perhaps!?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie!." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you!."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her!. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare!?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare!. " The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor!?"
"I have a marvellous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused!." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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