Did I take things a little too far?!


Question: Did I take things a little too far!?
Last Christmas Eve, I was sitting in my house sipping hot cocoa as snow fell outside!. A fresh blanket of snow covered the ground!. I was in an unusually good mood, until my doorbell rang!. I opened the door in horror to find a group of disabled children singing Christmas carols that sounded like a dying animal!.

One of them held out a filthy tin can with a few quarters in it and asked me for some money to help fund their mental home!. My stomach flared up in anger because I knew that these people had been going from door to door conning people out of their hard earned money!.

I asked them to wait a minute and I went to get out my old halloween mask!. I popped out of the door and screeched like a mad man, scaring them all away!. But it wasn't over!. Their leader, a woman who was not disabled, came over to me and started to yell at me saying that I was a bad person for doing such a thing!.

I would have left things the way they were had this women not said these things!. I know I had to get revenge!. I got into my car and tailed them!. Once they were done inmy neighborhood, they began to load on to a bus!. I quickly snuck around the side so nobody would see me, and flew a Nazi flag on the side of their bus!.

I retreated to my car and continued to wait!. Once they were done loading the bus, I started up my car and began to follow them!. On the way back to the psycho ward, many people saw the flag and honked at them and flipped them off!. They only groaned and made noises then waved back with a smile!.

The route back to the retard center was a long one, and I had to tail them until they reached a long stretch of an empty road!. I took advantage of this empty area and began to ram the bus!. I rammed it over and over, hearing screams and moans from inside!. The bus driver honked, and I pulled forward to see that it was the woman who had yelled at me!. I grinned at her and flipped her off!.

Almost instantly, she rammed my car!. It spun out of control and hit a tree!. I flew out of the front window!. I grabbed the back bumper of the bus and held on tight!. I was dragged down the long road!. I pulled out my trusty hunting knife and tried to slash at the tires!. I succeeded in puncturing one of them, but before I could puncture the second, the back door of the bus opened!. A retard stepped out and began to stomp on my fingers!. I could not hold on any longer, so I grabbed the retard and he fell with me!. The retard stopped instantly, but I kept on rolling for around twenty feet!.

I lay motionless in the middle of the road until a large white van pulled up!. The driver of the van stopped, opened his door, and stepped outside!. He called out to me asking if I was hurt!. I stood up and walked over to him!. I noticed a crow bar sitting on the passenger side of his car!. I quickly grabbed him slammed the door on his head!. Then, I reached for the crowbar and beat him over the head with it!. I left him in a ditch on the side of the road, and sped down the road in his van!. The psycho bus was soon in my sights!.

I sped as fast as I could, building up enough speed to ram the bus just right!. The bus tilted and went on two wheels, so I gave it another ram and it rolled over, off the side of the road!. I heard screams, moans, and shouts as the bus tumbled to a stop in front of some trees!.

I sped past and into the distance!. Only looking back to flip off that fat b*tch bus driver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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