A Joke for u all...?!
Question: A Joke for u all!.!.!.!?
!.!.!. An Irish wedding reception taking place in a pub!.
To keep with tradition, everyone drinks too much!. The in-laws are fighting, the guests are fighting and smashing the place up!. The police arrest all the guests and the bride and groom!.
In court the following morning, the best man stands up and says: "Yr honour, as i am the best man i wld like to explain why a fight broke out at the reception" - "go ahead, says his honour"
"Where i come from, its tradition for the best man to have the first dance with the bride!. When the song was almost finished, another song started, then another so i carried on dancing wth the bride!. The groom became so irate, he jumped over the head table, headed straight for his bride and gave her one almighty kick between the legs!."
"Oooohhhh, i bet that hurt" said his honour
"It did" said the best man
"He broke 3 of my fingers"Www@Enter-QA@Com
To keep with tradition, everyone drinks too much!. The in-laws are fighting, the guests are fighting and smashing the place up!. The police arrest all the guests and the bride and groom!.
In court the following morning, the best man stands up and says: "Yr honour, as i am the best man i wld like to explain why a fight broke out at the reception" - "go ahead, says his honour"
"Where i come from, its tradition for the best man to have the first dance with the bride!. When the song was almost finished, another song started, then another so i carried on dancing wth the bride!. The groom became so irate, he jumped over the head table, headed straight for his bride and gave her one almighty kick between the legs!."
"Oooohhhh, i bet that hurt" said his honour
"It did" said the best man
"He broke 3 of my fingers"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT !!
10/10
Starred *
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
10/10
Starred *
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
I suppose it′s funny but way out even for Irish jokes!. What new husband is going to kick his new wife between the legs!? Might just as well cut off his todger!. Am I right or am I right!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh dear oh dear!. Very good 9&1/2 out of 10Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very amusing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
liked it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you deserve an 8 1/2Www@Enter-QA@Com
A unique wedding it is!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolz!. hahahahhahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I do hope he washed them after !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant punchline, lol, well done!. Your star is on it's way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha!! Got my day off to a good start! Some more, please!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
i wasnt expecting that punch line 8/10 cheers for the giggle on this lovely wet morning :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
EWWWW! sounds like a scene from the next Jerry SpringerWww@Enter-QA@Com
what can i say!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.9/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
pooh !.!.tats nasty !.!.!.lolzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com