Funniest one liner to finish this senario??!
Question: Funniest one liner to finish this senario!?!?
I'll give the best answer 10 points!!!
A builder had just finshed work!. He was walking home with his hard hat, steeltoe boots and yellow jacket!. He walked past a very beautiful woman who was out walking her dog!. As he considered himself a bit of a looker, he commented on how good she looked, expecting a similar remark in return!. However, he was quite surprised when she replied!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A builder had just finshed work!. He was walking home with his hard hat, steeltoe boots and yellow jacket!. He walked past a very beautiful woman who was out walking her dog!. As he considered himself a bit of a looker, he commented on how good she looked, expecting a similar remark in return!. However, he was quite surprised when she replied!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
"if you want to get head,,,,,get rid of the hat!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
with this little song!.!.!.
da da da da da da hey
fetch me up some fresh ice cream
be a love ,oh be a dream
because I tink you ice cream man
bring me ice cream if you can!.!.
for my dog you bring a bone
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I dont want to eat alone
she like bone wit plenty marrow
not too fat !.!.quite long and narrow!.!.!.
then together we sit down
in the park right ere in town
sun is shining on us three
as we eat and drink our tea!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
da da da da da da hey
fetch me up some fresh ice cream
be a love ,oh be a dream
because I tink you ice cream man
bring me ice cream if you can!.!.
for my dog you bring a bone
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I dont want to eat alone
she like bone wit plenty marrow
not too fat !.!.quite long and narrow!.!.!.
then together we sit down
in the park right ere in town
sun is shining on us three
as we eat and drink our tea!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sucky sucky 5 dollerWww@Enter-QA@Com
You can only sleep with me if you **** my dog first!.!.!.and only if I can flim it and put it on YouTubeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!.!.!.your shoes are the EXACT color of my lizard's "poopy"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.in a deep raspy voice, "Thanks, my friends thought it would be funny if I dressed as a woman today!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
if your looking for the village people look alike tribute concert , it's in the pub two streets up on the leftWww@Enter-QA@Com
where is the cowboy the police officer!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chopper sick balls!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're eyes are extraordinary!.!.!.just the exact shade of my dog's s***Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks, I've just had my sex-change operation!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Where are the rest of "The Village People"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is that you son , Get home your tea is in the microwave !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.is that a yellow jacket or are you getting ready to sting me!?
ha! I win!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha! I win!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
your so cute, you look jsut like my little brother!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would say the same except that you've just stepped in Rosco's pooWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sexist, I'm blind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my dog says the same thing every 14 yearsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Zip up buddy!.!.!.my dog is starting to feel sorry for you!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
orly u should meet my boyfriend he thinks so tooWww@Enter-QA@Com