Whats the funniest yo mama joke youve ever heard?!


Question: Whats the funniest yo mama joke youve ever heard!?
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Yo mama cooking so bad, you pray after you eat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!.) Yo mama so fat the only pictures of her are on Google Earth!

2!.) Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper!

3!.) Yo mama like a race car, she burns four rubbers in one night!.

4!.) Yo mama so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway!.

5!.) Yo mama like a bowling ball~ she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter!.

6!.) Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama's so old, she'd been babysitting yoda!.

it was mostly the situation that made it funny: in middle school, these two boys were having a yo mama face off during class, and this other kid randomly shouted that one out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma so UGLY she made a MIME beg for mercy!.
Yo momma so UGLY that she made the onion cry!
Yo momma so FAT that when she wore a yellow dress, all the people were singing "Here comes the sun, la, la, la, laaaaaa!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama so fat, that when she walks out side in a red dress, everybody yells "koolaid"

cause the koolaid guy is fat and red!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama is so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed 7 episodes of 60 minutesWww@Enter-QA@Com

the yo mommas so fat she walked out on a street corner and the cops pulled up and said BREAK IT UP lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama so skinny, when she wear a fur coat, she look like a pipe cleaner!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

what do yo momma and a double barreled shotgun have in common!? when she sees two cocks she's ready to blowWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama's so short, her feet dangle when she sits on the curb!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama is really yo sister!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo momoa so fat when a bus hit her she yelled who threw that rock!?:)Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma so poor burglars break into her home and leave money!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama so old, in first grade, she sat beside Jesus!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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