I like this joke and dont believe it should offend anyone what do you think..?!

A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce!.

Attorney: "May I help you!?"

Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces"!.

Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds!?"

Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres!."

Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case!?"

Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere!."

Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge!?"

Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge!. That's where I park my John Deere!."

Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit!?"

Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays!."

Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything!?"

Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning!."

Attorney: "Well, is she a ****** or anything!?!!?!!?!!?"

Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a ******!. That's why I want this dayvorce!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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