Did you hear about the girl that went into a bar and asked for a "Double En!


Question: Did you hear about the girl that went into a bar and asked for a "Double Entendre"!?!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.and the Barman gave her one!Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Did you hear that one in the school play ground or in the juvenile detention centre!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.



a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.


An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action!. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off!. After a few drinks they decide to get a hotel room and get it on!. As they sit naked on the bed, the old man takes out his hearing aids and moves in!. The old woman stops him and says, "before we do this, i should tell you i have acute angina!." The old man looks at her, smiles and says, I sure hope so, cause you got ugly ****!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Old Bob Monkhouse line went - "Wife and I keep a mirror in the bed-room; I use it so that when we make love, I can check she's still breathing!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Clever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You have a sick sick mind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very clever use of words, and funny too, lol!.

Have a star!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

You're not Benny Hill are you!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I like it!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

what!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol

good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com



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