Anybody know any really funny blonde jokes?!


Question: Anybody know any really funny blonde jokes!?
ones that are really funny plzWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge!. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned!. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend!." The blonde said, "No!. A bet's a bet!."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money!."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

i only know long ones! lol

ok, so this is one of my favourites:
A man was driving along the road when his car broke down!.
It was late at night and there were no other cars around,
So he decided the only thing he could do was get out and walk!. He saw some lights away in the distance and thought it could be a garrage, or at least somewhere he could use a phone,
So he started walking, and walking and walking!.!.!.
He eventually got to where the lights were comming from and found that it was a big, big house!. He heard faint noises of laughing from inside, he knocked on the door but as he did it swang open!.
The man, a little confused, stepped inside and found himself in a long corridor!. He called out; "Hello!.!.!?"
There was no answer!.
Again he shouted a little louder!.!.!. "Helloo!?!"
But there was still no answer!.
So the man listened at the first door off the corridor, he heard nothing!. He went to the next, and heard nothing, then he went to the third, he put his ear on the door and he heard laughing again!.!.!. but loud laughing, really loud, like it wasnt comming from just one person!.!.!.
The man slowley opened the door!.!.!.

Inside the room were thousands and thousands of blondes! All sat together in little groups, walking about (occasionally bumping into to tables, chairs!.!.!. eachother!.!.) Then all of a sudden one of the blondes yelled out "27!" and every single blonde started laughing! The man was so confused!.
He started to walk towards a blonde near the door when another blonde shouted out "156!" and again all the blondes laughed hysterically!
The man was really confused at this point and just wanted to get back to his car! He opened his mouth to talk to the blonde by the door when somebody shouted "97!" and again every blonde laughed her head off!
When the laughing had died down he asked the blonde what the hell was going on! why were all the blondes laughing at numbers!?!
The blonde looked at the man and said "Well, we have so many jokes here that it takes far to long to tell them all, so instead we memories them all by number!. So that way when one of us wants to tell a joke we shout the number and everybody remembers the joke it is linked to, it saves a lot of time!"
The man thought this was a cool idea, so he asked if he could have a go,
The blonde replied "sure, just call out any number between 1 and 267"
The man thought for a while and shouted "44!!!"

SILENCE!.

the man looked at the blone!.!.
"why arn't they laughing!?!"

"Oh," replied the blonde, "you didnt tell it right"

haha =)
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blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4





These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.



They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.

why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet


Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.



Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet


how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box



this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."



two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

one day a blonde was tired of hearing all them blonde jokes so she died her hair black!. so one day she was driving!. she saw a sheephearder and asked if she could have a sheep!. he said she could only have one if she guessed the actual number of sheep he has!. she thought for a moment!. finally she said "273"!. so the sheephearder said "wow your correct! take your pick" she picked the one she thought was the most unique!. then the sheephearder said,"if i can guess the real color of your hair, can i have my dog back!?"


yes i kno its kinda corny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

why did the blonde stare at orange juice!?
because it said "concentrate"Www@Enter-QA@Com

ayight listen here brunette ime blonde and u better watch it with the blonde jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

agred with the first answerWww@Enter-QA@Com



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