In your opinion, what do you think is the funniest joke ever?!
Question: In your opinion, what do you think is the funniest joke ever!?
The one that makes me laugh the hardest gets 10 POINTS!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Pardon Breasts
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her!.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said,"Pardon me!." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic!. The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts!. She was in seventh heaven!
She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior!."
The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her!.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said,"Pardon me!." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic!. The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts!. She was in seventh heaven!
She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior!."
The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
O!.k!.!.!.THIS IS A TRUE STORY
A guy and his wife walk into an Ice cream shop and a lady comes in next the guys and his wife sits down sits down!.!.!.
The lady comes by and says "Ah you remind me so much of my son"
the guys says "Nice to know"
the lady says "He's in Iraq!.!.!.I miss him dearly!.!.!."
the guy "Ohh!.!.!.hopefully he comes home soon"
The lady "yeah soon!.!.!.O man!!! I forgot my money for my Ice cream can I sit with you and watch you eat your!?"
Guy "Dont worry ill get yours"
Lady "Wait i found it!!!"
*waiter comes up* "can i take your oders!?*
Guy "Sure ill have a hot fudge sunday"
Lady!.!.!."I am on a diet so i will have 1 frozen yogurt,2 Coffee ice cream cones,3 Snickers bars, 5 M&M ice cream dishes!!!
Wife "One Ice cream sandwich"
Waiter "Is that all!?"
Guys and Wife "Yes"
Lady "Yes"
Waiter "o!.k!. Be right back"
*comes back with the ice cream and the people eat it*
*leaves the bill that totals $57!.90*
Guy "WHATT!!! Lady you are pay---*
Wife!.!.!."she's gone!!!"
*They both run out to the parking lot and the guys looks for the lady and spots her and then runs to her*
*Guy starts pulling her Leg* (like how would you like it if a stranger pulled your leg!?)
well!.!.!.guesss what!!! I did pull your leg Cause its not a true story!!!
get it!? A stranger just pulled your leg =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy and his wife walk into an Ice cream shop and a lady comes in next the guys and his wife sits down sits down!.!.!.
The lady comes by and says "Ah you remind me so much of my son"
the guys says "Nice to know"
the lady says "He's in Iraq!.!.!.I miss him dearly!.!.!."
the guy "Ohh!.!.!.hopefully he comes home soon"
The lady "yeah soon!.!.!.O man!!! I forgot my money for my Ice cream can I sit with you and watch you eat your!?"
Guy "Dont worry ill get yours"
Lady "Wait i found it!!!"
*waiter comes up* "can i take your oders!?*
Guy "Sure ill have a hot fudge sunday"
Lady!.!.!."I am on a diet so i will have 1 frozen yogurt,2 Coffee ice cream cones,3 Snickers bars, 5 M&M ice cream dishes!!!
Wife "One Ice cream sandwich"
Waiter "Is that all!?"
Guys and Wife "Yes"
Lady "Yes"
Waiter "o!.k!. Be right back"
*comes back with the ice cream and the people eat it*
*leaves the bill that totals $57!.90*
Guy "WHATT!!! Lady you are pay---*
Wife!.!.!."she's gone!!!"
*They both run out to the parking lot and the guys looks for the lady and spots her and then runs to her*
*Guy starts pulling her Leg* (like how would you like it if a stranger pulled your leg!?)
well!.!.!.guesss what!!! I did pull your leg Cause its not a true story!!!
get it!? A stranger just pulled your leg =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Too explicit to put on yahoo!.LOL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com