Loads of jokes?!
Question: Loads of jokes!?
1)What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck!?
2)Why are pianos hard to open!?
3)What starts with T, ends with T and is full of T!?
4)If a dictionary goes from A to Z, what goes from Z to A!?
5)What did the window say to the door!?
6)How do you make soup golden!?
7)Why is tennis such a loud game!?
8)Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks!?
9)What is white and its dirty but black and its clean!?
10)What travels around the world and stays in a corner!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
2)Why are pianos hard to open!?
3)What starts with T, ends with T and is full of T!?
4)If a dictionary goes from A to Z, what goes from Z to A!?
5)What did the window say to the door!?
6)How do you make soup golden!?
7)Why is tennis such a loud game!?
8)Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks!?
9)What is white and its dirty but black and its clean!?
10)What travels around the world and stays in a corner!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
1!. milk and quackers#
2!. too many keys
3!. teapot
4!. zebra
5!. what are you squeaking about, i'm the one with the pane
6!. use 24 carats
7!. the players raise a racquet/racket
8!. in case there is a hole in one fo them
9!. blackboard
10!. stampWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. too many keys
3!. teapot
4!. zebra
5!. what are you squeaking about, i'm the one with the pane
6!. use 24 carats
7!. the players raise a racquet/racket
8!. in case there is a hole in one fo them
9!. blackboard
10!. stampWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!.)A duck that moos, A cow that quacks, a cowduck, a duckcow
2!.)The answer has something to do with keys!.!.!.!.!.!.
Because it has too many keys!?
3!.)I do not know!.
4!.)A zebra!? A zoo !?
5!.) I do not know!.
6!.) I do not know!.
7!.)Because it makes[or requires] such a racket!
8!.) I do not know!.
9!.)I do not know!.
10!.)A stamp!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!.)The answer has something to do with keys!.!.!.!.!.!.
Because it has too many keys!?
3!.)I do not know!.
4!.)A zebra!? A zoo !?
5!.) I do not know!.
6!.) I do not know!.
7!.)Because it makes[or requires] such a racket!
8!.) I do not know!.
9!.)I do not know!.
10!.)A stamp!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Milk and quackers!.
2!.Because the keys are on the inside!.(or lots of keys)
3!.Teapot
4!.A zebra
5!.What are you squeaking about, I'm the one with the pane!
6!.Use carats!. (or use 24 carats)
7!.The players raise a racquet!.(Racket (as in noise))
8!.In case they get a hole in one!.
9!.A blackboard!.
10!.a stampWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!.Because the keys are on the inside!.(or lots of keys)
3!.Teapot
4!.A zebra
5!.What are you squeaking about, I'm the one with the pane!
6!.Use carats!. (or use 24 carats)
7!.The players raise a racquet!.(Racket (as in noise))
8!.In case they get a hole in one!.
9!.A blackboard!.
10!.a stampWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. c!.o!.c!.k (co - cow - ck - duck) - im dirty minded heh!.
JOKE! Milk and Quackers!?
2!. Their keys are on the inside!.
3!. Teapot
4!. Zebra !.!.!.
5!. shut up!?
6!.
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8!. in case they get a hole in one!.!.!.duh lol!.
9!. Black board!.
10!. Stamp!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
JOKE! Milk and Quackers!?
2!. Their keys are on the inside!.
3!. Teapot
4!. Zebra !.!.!.
5!. shut up!?
6!.
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8!. in case they get a hole in one!.!.!.duh lol!.
9!. Black board!.
10!. Stamp!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) i dont know!.!.!.
2) there are a lot of keys!?
3) teapot!?
4) yranoitcid!?
5) dunno
6)dunno
7) because of all the rackets!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
2) there are a lot of keys!?
3) teapot!?
4) yranoitcid!?
5) dunno
6)dunno
7) because of all the rackets!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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2- they have so many keys
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4- yranoitcid
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2- they have so many keys
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4- yranoitcid
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okay!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
2)because they have too many keys
10)a stampWww@Enter-QA@Com
2)because they have too many keys
10)a stampWww@Enter-QA@Com