Is this an oldie but goodie?!
Question: Is this an oldie but goodie!?
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out
as a 'Handywoman' and started canvassing the neighbourhoods!.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he
had any odd jobs for her to do!. 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to
paint my porch,' he said!. 'How much will you charge me!?'
The blonde quickly responded, 'How about $50!?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
was in the garage!. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,
'Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house!?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it!?'
The wife replied, 'You're right!. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde
jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately!.'
A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect
her money!. 'You finished already!?' the husband asked!.
'Yes,' the blonde replied, 'and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge!.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her!.
'And by the way,' the blonde added !.!.!. 'it's not a Porch -- it's a Lexus!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
as a 'Handywoman' and started canvassing the neighbourhoods!.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he
had any odd jobs for her to do!. 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to
paint my porch,' he said!. 'How much will you charge me!?'
The blonde quickly responded, 'How about $50!?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
was in the garage!. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,
'Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house!?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it!?'
The wife replied, 'You're right!. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde
jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately!.'
A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect
her money!. 'You finished already!?' the husband asked!.
'Yes,' the blonde replied, 'and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge!.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her!.
'And by the way,' the blonde added !.!.!. 'it's not a Porch -- it's a Lexus!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The other ending I have read was that a HE painted the porche instead of the porch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is brilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very good!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ooooo that gotta hurt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG I just got it!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA, I think I broke a rib!!
That's really funny
Thanks!!! ;);););)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's really funny
Thanks!!! ;);););)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was rubbish!Www@Enter-QA@Com