Signs you drink too much coffee?!

- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse!.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there!.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze!.
- You chew on other people's fingernails!.
- You can type sixty words per minute with your feet!.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails!.
- You don't sweat, you percolate!.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house!.
- Instant coffee takes too long!.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil!.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale!.
- You don't tan, you roast!.
- You help your dog chase its tail!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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