Two Mexicans (complete with mexican accent) a joke!?!


Question: Two Mexicans (complete with mexican accent) a joke!!?
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close
to
death!. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden!. "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell!. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"
"Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee"!.
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there,
in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon!.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon!.!.!.every imaginable kind of cured pig meat!. "Pepe, Pepe, we is saved!. "Eees a bacon tree"!.
"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage!? We ees in the Desert don't forget"!. "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon!.!.!.ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree"!.

And with that !.!.!.!.Luis Races towards the tree!. he gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks!. It is clear he is mortally wounded but!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I love it!. What do Mexicans put under their carpets!? Underlay underlay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ees no very funny that you mocka me cus I nota know the difference between a bacon and a hama tree!. I thinka Pepe and me gonna pay you a visit!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.get the coffee on!Www@Enter-QA@Com

AWESOME!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha
lol
that was funny!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

sweeeetWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha lol that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO haha!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Loved it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

OMG THAT WAS FUNNY!!!

LolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Very good - that ees funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol funny one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmfaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

GREAT ONE!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

love it x]Www@Enter-QA@Com

Great joke !.!.thanks
##;0))Www@Enter-QA@Com



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