First Joke For Sunday?!
Question: First Joke For Sunday!?
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room!.
She heard the train stop; her son saying, All of you bas***ds who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop!
And all of you bas***ds who are getting on, get your *** in the train, cause we're going down the tracks!.
The horrified mother went in; told her son, We don't use that kind of language in this house!. Now I want you to go to your room; stay there for TWO HOURS!. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language!.
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom; resumed playing with his train!. Soon the train stopped; the mother heard her son say,All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you!. We thank you for travelling with us today; hope your trip was a pleasant one!.
She hears the little boy continue, For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat!. Remember, there is no smoking on the train!. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today!.
As the mother began to smile, the child added, For those of you who are p**sed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat ****** in the kitchen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room!.
She heard the train stop; her son saying, All of you bas***ds who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop!
And all of you bas***ds who are getting on, get your *** in the train, cause we're going down the tracks!.
The horrified mother went in; told her son, We don't use that kind of language in this house!. Now I want you to go to your room; stay there for TWO HOURS!. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language!.
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom; resumed playing with his train!. Soon the train stopped; the mother heard her son say,All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you!. We thank you for travelling with us today; hope your trip was a pleasant one!.
She hears the little boy continue, For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat!. Remember, there is no smoking on the train!. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today!.
As the mother began to smile, the child added, For those of you who are p**sed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat ****** in the kitchen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahahha!!
fat bi**h!! lmaoo!!!
haha!!
oh goddddd
u crease me
not that i no u :P
toodles xWww@Enter-QA@Com
fat bi**h!! lmaoo!!!
haha!!
oh goddddd
u crease me
not that i no u :P
toodles xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
Still as funny as it was when it first appeared just before WWII!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah keep'em coming!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe thats funny!. someone else copied ur joke tho :[ but thanks for the laugh at 4:10 am lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHA well!.!.!.that made my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com