What are the funniest pick up lines you have ever heard?!


Question: What are the funniest pick up lines you have ever heard!?
this 1 really made me laugh!.!.!. u got an overdue library book!? because you have got fine written all over you!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


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1!. Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off!?
2!. Do you have a map!? Because I'm lost in your eyes!.
3!. What has 148 teeth and holds back The Incredible Hulk!? My zipper!
4!. My magic watch says that you aren't aearing any underwear (she says 'Yes I am') Damn! It must be set 10 minutes fast!
5!. Good think I have a library card, because I am checkin' you OUT!
6!. Do you work at Subway!? Because you just gave me a footlong!Www@Enter-QA@Com

is there a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants!.

nice shoes wanna phuck!?

lets play flintstones and make your bedrock!.

ill bet you 50 cents i can feel your breast without ever moving my hand off the bar!.she puts up 50 cents, you grab her breast and say you winWww@Enter-QA@Com

How much does a polar bear weigh!?
Enough to break the ice!.

Did it hurt!?
When you fell from heaven!.

Were you standing out in the sun too long!?
Because you are smokin' hot!.

Are you a burglar!?
Because you just stole my heart!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Here are really funny pick up lines:
1) If I hurt my lip!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.will you kiss it better LOL
2)I'll be the Titanic ,you be the iceburg I will go down on you LOL
3)Have you got a map because I got lost in your eyes (sweet)Www@Enter-QA@Com

whisper across the room- i wanna fig newtonWww@Enter-QA@Com

Got a band-aid!? Cause I just fell all over you
I just lost my number!.!.!. Can I have yours!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

slow down sugar!.!.!.!.!.I'm a diabetic
Did you get a ticket!?!.!.!.!.because you're fine all overWww@Enter-QA@Com

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!Www@Enter-QA@Com

how do you like your eggs- FertilisedWww@Enter-QA@Com

If you'll be my burger king ill be ur dairy queen! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

you must be tired!.!.!.you've been running through my mind all nightWww@Enter-QA@Com

I lost my teddy, can I sleep with you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

i knew your feet been hurting,because you been running through my mind!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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