Should i say sorry for this..A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,?!
Question: Should i say sorry for this!.!.A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,!?
when behind him he hears:
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER!.!.!.
FASTER!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him!.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
on his heels, the terrified man runs!.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in!. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps!.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!.
Bumping and clapping toward him!.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at t he casket!.!.!.!.
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops!Www@Enter-QA@Com
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER!.!.!.
FASTER!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
BUMP!.!.!.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him!.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
clappity-BUMP!.!.!.
on his heels, the terrified man runs!.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in!. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps!.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!.
Bumping and clapping toward him!.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at t he casket!.!.!.!.
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OMG You are an absolute ba*tard!. Yes I followed it all the way!. That is so, so, so funny!. The best this month without a doubt!. Must be star time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
figure of speech here is !.!.onomatopoea!.!.!.umm forgot the spellin!.!.!.
but
whu cares!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but
whu cares!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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oh!.!.!.thta's a cute joke!. i'll tell that to my mom!. she'll lol at that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh my
i thought something really scary might happen
but still it did give me the giggles
lol1!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i thought something really scary might happen
but still it did give me the giggles
lol1!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I LOVE THIS!!!!!
LOL!!
Thanks! :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!
Thanks! :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one i really loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com