Whats your opinion of these Zen teachings?!
Question: Whats your opinion of these Zen teachings!?
1!. Do not walk behind me, I maynot lead, Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow!.In fact just piss off and leave me alone!.
2!.The Journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre!.
3!.The darkest hour is just befor dawn, So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk that's the time to do it!.
4!.Sex is like air, It's not important unless you aren't getting any!.
5!. No one is listering until you fart!.
6!.Never test the depth of the water with both feet!.
7!.If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortage payments!.
8!.If at fist you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!.
9!.Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day!. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!.
10!. There are two theories to arguing with a woman !. Neither of them works!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!.The Journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre!.
3!.The darkest hour is just befor dawn, So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk that's the time to do it!.
4!.Sex is like air, It's not important unless you aren't getting any!.
5!. No one is listering until you fart!.
6!.Never test the depth of the water with both feet!.
7!.If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortage payments!.
8!.If at fist you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!.
9!.Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day!. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!.
10!. There are two theories to arguing with a woman !. Neither of them works!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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1!. lol 2!. indead 3!.lol again 4!. lmao 5!. rofl 6!. roflolmao 7!. lol 8!. lol 9!. lol 10!. totally all of them : ahahahahahaha good quesdtion very interstuingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great!. loved them!. Just a few more to add to your list!.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield!.
If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people!.
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time!.
A closed mouth gathers no feet!.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving!.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield!.
If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people!.
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time!.
A closed mouth gathers no feet!.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving!.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
:) some is very true lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
if at first you don;t succede keep on sucking untill you do suck seedWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com