What is the funniest joke that you could not stop laughing for a day!!?!
Question: What is the funniest joke that you could not stop laughing for a day!!!?
Answers:
can't tel you coz I can't stop laughing!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Someone posted it on here a while ago!. I thought it was the funniest thing ever!.!.
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building!.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building!."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too!."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too!."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death!.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and jumped, too
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well!.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping!.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much!."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife!. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me!. He makes his own lunch"
xD Greatness!.!. ^!.^Www@Enter-QA@Com
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building!.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building!."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too!."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too!."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death!.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and jumped, too
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well!.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping!.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much!."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife!. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me!. He makes his own lunch"
xD Greatness!.!. ^!.^Www@Enter-QA@Com
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
so there is a boy that shares a room with his younger brother!. the boy brings home his girlfriend and they plan to have sex!. but the problem is, the only place to do it is in the room on the top bunk!. so before then go into the room the boy says "okay my brother will be in there so if you want it faster say tomato, and if you want it slower say lettuce so he wont know what we are doing!." so they go in and it goes on, "lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato" for awhile and finally the younger brother says, "will you stop making sandwichs up there, i got mayo in my eye"Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok here goes!.
a guy walks into a restaurant with absolutely no money!. so h orders a glass of water, sugar, and lemons!. when the waitress ask do you just want lemonade he say "no! i want a free glass of water, a free bowl of lemons, and free sugar from your table!."
hahahahahahahaha
and then there is this one, not meant to offend any blonds out there
two blonds were standing in the forest looking down at a set of tracks!. one blond says "oh those are deer tracks" the other says" no those are bear track" they went back and forth and back and forth!. "deer" "bear" "deer" "bear"!.!.!. in fact they were still fighting when the train hit them
hahaha be de be de be de thats all folksWww@Enter-QA@Com
a guy walks into a restaurant with absolutely no money!. so h orders a glass of water, sugar, and lemons!. when the waitress ask do you just want lemonade he say "no! i want a free glass of water, a free bowl of lemons, and free sugar from your table!."
hahahahahahahaha
and then there is this one, not meant to offend any blonds out there
two blonds were standing in the forest looking down at a set of tracks!. one blond says "oh those are deer tracks" the other says" no those are bear track" they went back and forth and back and forth!. "deer" "bear" "deer" "bear"!.!.!. in fact they were still fighting when the train hit them
hahaha be de be de be de thats all folksWww@Enter-QA@Com
mine wasnt actually a joke!.!.!.!.
it was a prank!.!.!.!.!. it kept me laughing all night!!! :D
since my sister kept saying "duh" to everything i say !.!.!. i took advantage!.!.
before she said "duh" the third time i said " (her name) is dumb" !.!.!. then she said duh!! then she realized that i tricked her!.!.!.!. she couldnt stop hitting me for the next 5 minutes!!!.!. LOL!!.!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was a prank!.!.!.!.!. it kept me laughing all night!!! :D
since my sister kept saying "duh" to everything i say !.!.!. i took advantage!.!.
before she said "duh" the third time i said " (her name) is dumb" !.!.!. then she said duh!! then she realized that i tricked her!.!.!.!. she couldnt stop hitting me for the next 5 minutes!!!.!. LOL!!.!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
the funniest joke i have heard i have to say is!.!.!.!.
im not sure a lot of them are funny but it gies a litle something like this!.!.!.!.
whens a door not a door !?
whens its a jar (ajar)
ajar ,if you dont know what it means, means like having something left open or just open as in refering to doorsWww@Enter-QA@Com
im not sure a lot of them are funny but it gies a litle something like this!.!.!.!.
whens a door not a door !?
whens its a jar (ajar)
ajar ,if you dont know what it means, means like having something left open or just open as in refering to doorsWww@Enter-QA@Com
u may not think it is funny but I thought this was hilarious!.
so me and my friends were watching Disturbia and this kid burst out laughing on a random part and said "did you know water and soap makes bubbles" it was soooooooo funny my stomach hurt and I still laugh when I think about it!.hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
so me and my friends were watching Disturbia and this kid burst out laughing on a random part and said "did you know water and soap makes bubbles" it was soooooooo funny my stomach hurt and I still laugh when I think about it!.hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
the joke:
friends r the friends who hav friendship between the friends who r friends with the friends
a joke is a joke which is a joke & acts as a joke while the joke is jokingWww@Enter-QA@Com
friends r the friends who hav friendship between the friends who r friends with the friends
a joke is a joke which is a joke & acts as a joke while the joke is jokingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well I was watching the movie "I want someone to eat cheese with" and I heard of a HogeyShack!?!?!? Idon't
know, it was hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
know, it was hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
someone told me a joke about you!. you have a penis!. ahhaahahahaah funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wish you were here!.!.!.In my room!.!.!.On my bed!.!.!.So I could turn the lights off!.!.!.We could go under the covers!.!.!.And then!.!.!.I COULD SHOW YOU MY NEW WATCH THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower!?
A: UnemployedWww@Enter-QA@Com
A: UnemployedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the duck cross the road!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
DANE COOKKKKKK watch him on utube hilarusWww@Enter-QA@Com
many tamil jokes made me laugh!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If i told you on here i would be bannedWww@Enter-QA@Com
why did tigger look in the toliet!?
he was looking for pooh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
he was looking for pooh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a question we just looked at about kissing tipsWww@Enter-QA@Com
She started peeing real hard, when she got done she farted real loud, then she looked at me and said she might be here a little longer than she thought!. She reached over to pick up magazine and I saw a TURD drop from her round butt, she started looking through the magazine and as she was doing this she got real red in the face and was GRUNTING real hard, I asked her if she was OK, she said yes but she had one HANGING and it wouldn't break off, she then leaned forward and I could see it hanging, it was huge, she then wiggled her little butt and it finally broke off!. She giggled a bit, then unrolled some paper and wiped her butt four times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA HA (IDK)
LOSERWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOSERWww@Enter-QA@Com