Do you feel sorry for poor Mike?!
Question: Do you feel sorry for poor Mike!?
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla!. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very ornery, and difficult to handle!. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat!. What to do!? There was no male of this species available!.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages!. Now Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn't very bright!. So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution!. Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy the female gorilla!.
So he was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500!. He responded that he was interested but would have to think the matter over!.
The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions: "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her," and "Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union!."
The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what could be the third!?
"Well," said Mike, "You've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages!. Now Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn't very bright!. So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution!. Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy the female gorilla!.
So he was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500!. He responded that he was interested but would have to think the matter over!.
The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions: "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her," and "Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union!."
The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what could be the third!?
"Well," said Mike, "You've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That′s great!. You just beat me to it but mine was a Scottish guy!. Interesting that instead of $500 he would pay/receive ￡50!. I suppose it depends on how desperate you are!. Anyway you deserve a star for being first !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nope,don't feel sorry for mike!.
Just for that tired old yarn!.
Could see & was waiting for the "punch" line!.
From the end of the first paragraph!.
Un-impressedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just for that tired old yarn!.
Could see & was waiting for the "punch" line!.
From the end of the first paragraph!.
Un-impressedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not the brightest star in the sky, is he!.
Talking of stars, have one!.
Brilliant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Talking of stars, have one!.
Brilliant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh my god i screamed when i read the last sentence!. Now that is soooooooooooooooo funny!. hahaha!. you derserve a big star for that!. nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha, poor mike! not the brightest is he!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny - Poor Mike is right! Ha! Ha! CJWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha that's funny!. the idiot!. ha no i don't feel bad for himWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have known Mike for years, he has a thing about Gorillas!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
who ever posted this!.!.!.!.!. i have 5 female gorillas in my zoo!.!. and all i need urgently is!.!. Mike's address !.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, is he blond!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmho, I'm going to be telling everyone this one! Haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHAT!?!!? what kind of freak would pay to satisfy a gorilla!?!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com