A woman's dog had hair in its ears and eyes, and couldn't hear or see...!
Question: A woman's dog had hair in its ears and eyes, and couldn't hear or see!.!.!.!.!?
So she took him to the vet, who recommended that she use some hair removal cream from the pharmacist!. She went to the pharmacist and told him what she needed!. "Certainly, madam - but if you're using it on your underarms, you won't be able to use deodorant"!. "No, it's not for my underarms", she replied!. "Well, in that case, if you're using it on your legs, you won't be able to wax"!. "No, it's not for my legs"!. "Then where will you be using it!?" inquired the pharmacist!. "It's for my schnauzer", she replied!. "Well in that case, madam, you won't be able to ride your bike for a week"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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good one were all laughing here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha "schnauzer" Ive never heard it called that b4 lmao hahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha thats great!.
very good dirty joke!!
and for the girl that didnt get it its talking about her "bush"Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good dirty joke!!
and for the girl that didnt get it its talking about her "bush"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont get it!! =(Www@Enter-QA@Com