Funny? Part 5?!
Question: Funny!? Part 5!?
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Funny!? Part 5!?
A lawyer married a woman who had divorced 10 men!. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!."
"What!?" said the puzzled groom!. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times!?"
"Well, # 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.
# 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me!.
# 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up!.
# 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver!.
# 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.
# 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he want sure whether it was his job or not!.
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# 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it!.
# 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it!.
# 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it!.
# 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was!.!.!. God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why!?"
"You're a lawyer!. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
I am giving in and doing one more before Im done for the day!.!.!.
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Funny!? Part 5!?
A lawyer married a woman who had divorced 10 men!. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!."
"What!?" said the puzzled groom!. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times!?"
"Well, # 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.
# 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me!.
# 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up!.
# 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver!.
# 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.
# 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he want sure whether it was his job or not!.
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32 minutes ago - 3 days left to answer!.
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31 minutes ago
# 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it!.
# 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it!.
# 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it!.
# 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was!.!.!. God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why!?"
"You're a lawyer!. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
I am giving in and doing one more before Im done for the day!.!.!.
hehe he
30 minutes ago
Here are the other jokes
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.
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Sry I forgot this one
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