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Funny!? Part 5!?
A lawyer married a woman who had divorced 10 men!. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!."

"What!?" said the puzzled groom!. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times!?"

"Well, # 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.

# 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me!.

# 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up!.

# 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver!.

# 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.

# 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he want sure whether it was his job or not!.

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# 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it!.

# 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it!.



# 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it!.


# 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was!.!.!. God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why!?"

"You're a lawyer!. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

I am giving in and doing one more before Im done for the day!.!.!.
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