Last of the blonde jokes for today?!
Question: Last of the blonde jokes for today!?
First of all big thanks to all blonde YA folk for laughing along with these
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle!?
A: She realised she had given her last BJ
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel!?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"!?
A: She liked to be filled with cream
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears!?
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends
Brunette: Last night I had 3 orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred!.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good!.
Blonde: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes!?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle!?
A: She realised she had given her last BJ
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel!?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"!?
A: She liked to be filled with cream
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears!?
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends
Brunette: Last night I had 3 orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred!.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good!.
Blonde: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes!?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol i like this but its very old!.!.!.!.
A blonde at the grocery store: - I would like 4 tomatoes, 4 potatoes and 4 onions - I can help you with the tomatoes and the potatoes, but not with the onions!.!.!. - Ok!.!.!. than I'll have 2 tomatoes, 2 potatoes and 2 onions - I see you don't understand me: I have tomatoes, I have potatoes, but I have no onions - I see!.!.!. than I'll have a tomato, a potato and an onion - Ok, let's do this the other way around!. If you take the "mato" out of the "tomato", what do you have!? - Aaaa!.!.!. "to"!? - Right, and if you take the "tato" out of the "potato", what do you have!? - Aaaa!.!.!. "po"!? - Excellent, and if you take the "f#ck" out of the "onion", what do you have!? - Aaaa!.!.!. aaa!.!.!. but there is no "f#ck" in "onion" - Exactly, there is no f#ckin' onion!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde at the grocery store: - I would like 4 tomatoes, 4 potatoes and 4 onions - I can help you with the tomatoes and the potatoes, but not with the onions!.!.!. - Ok!.!.!. than I'll have 2 tomatoes, 2 potatoes and 2 onions - I see you don't understand me: I have tomatoes, I have potatoes, but I have no onions - I see!.!.!. than I'll have a tomato, a potato and an onion - Ok, let's do this the other way around!. If you take the "mato" out of the "tomato", what do you have!? - Aaaa!.!.!. "to"!? - Right, and if you take the "tato" out of the "potato", what do you have!? - Aaaa!.!.!. "po"!? - Excellent, and if you take the "f#ck" out of the "onion", what do you have!? - Aaaa!.!.!. aaa!.!.!. but there is no "f#ck" in "onion" - Exactly, there is no f#ckin' onion!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is it true that if you put all the blonde jokes end to end they would go around the world!. I think you are going to prove that today!. Surely there cannot be many that have not been posted today!. Its been a great day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahh you have to go so soon!?!?!? :(
come back w/ more soon !.!.lol
cheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
come back w/ more soon !.!.lol
cheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
HielariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ive seen some funnier than that, but still, thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hehehe makes me laugh !.!.!.!.!. and Im blond XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont have a clue!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.!.!.I like it, it made my day!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com