Blonde Jokes - Worth a laugh?!
Question: Blonde Jokes - Worth a laugh!?
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head!?
A: All you can eat under a buck!.
Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store!?
A: They are both 10c a screw!
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme!?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg!?
A1: Nothing!. They've never met!.
A2: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money!.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde!?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde!?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick!?
A: Because red means stop!.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings!?
A1: They have to have some place to rest their ankles!.
A2: To put their feet through!.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call!?
A1: Has that blonde gone yet!?
A2: When is that blonde b^tch going to leave!!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob!?
A: Because everybody gets a turnWww@Enter-QA@Com
A: All you can eat under a buck!.
Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store!?
A: They are both 10c a screw!
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme!?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg!?
A1: Nothing!. They've never met!.
A2: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money!.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde!?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde!?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick!?
A: Because red means stop!.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings!?
A1: They have to have some place to rest their ankles!.
A2: To put their feet through!.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call!?
A1: Has that blonde gone yet!?
A2: When is that blonde b^tch going to leave!!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob!?
A: Because everybody gets a turnWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Very funny but i'd expect some backlash coming your way!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Blonds are like 7-11's They are open 24-7, they'er easy to work
Blonds working phrase: Higher prices lower standards garunteed!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blonds working phrase: Higher prices lower standards garunteed!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cool jocks i love blonds and brunette and red and green and Asian and black and white and Latinas and Europeans and India's what i love womens god i love themWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL funny * hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaaha!. its funny cos its trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
good ones hehehheheheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny!.!.!.!.
but offensive to blondes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but offensive to blondes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All good blonde jokes!. Lots of smiles!. A star for keeping the quality high!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
3 one the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
WOW heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
those blondes are so dumb!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very good! Do women become more stupid if they dye their hair blonde!?Www@Enter-QA@Com