Joke: Is this the way to go for women? jimi?!
Question: Joke: Is this the way to go for women!? jimi!?
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women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have
forgiven your enemies!?'
80% held up their hands!.
The Minister then repeated his question!.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady!.
'Mrs!. Neely!?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies!?'
I don't have any!.' She replied, smiling sweetly!.
'Mrs!. Neely, that is very unusual!. How old are you!?'
'Ninety-eight!.' she replied!.
'Oh, Mrs!. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a
person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world!?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the b&tches!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have
forgiven your enemies!?'
80% held up their hands!.
The Minister then repeated his question!.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady!.
'Mrs!. Neely!?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies!?'
I don't have any!.' She replied, smiling sweetly!.
'Mrs!. Neely, that is very unusual!. How old are you!?'
'Ninety-eight!.' she replied!.
'Oh, Mrs!. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a
person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world!?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the b&tches!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Excellent punchline!!! gonna keep that one*****Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats a good one!!!!
That reminds me of the two old lady's who chased a bumb into a church!. They caught him by the organ!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That reminds me of the two old lady's who chased a bumb into a church!. They caught him by the organ!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is in church, don't swear, it doesn't add to the humor!. But, otherwise very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is just terrible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha
******* funny!!!!!!!!!
just gotta love lil old ladies!
star ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
******* funny!!!!!!!!!
just gotta love lil old ladies!
star ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com