This one is Funny!?!


Question: This one is Funny!!?
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question!. “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left!?” “None!.”, replied Johnny,”cause the rest would fly away!.” “Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher!. “But I like the way you are thinking!.”

Little Johnny said, “I have a question for you now!. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married!? “Well,” said the teacher nervously, “I guess the one sucking the cone!?” “No,” said Little Johnny, “the one with the wedding ring on her finger!. But I like the way you’re thinking!”Www@Enter-QA@Com


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lol funny

The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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HAHAHA~! very funny!. "i like the way you're thinkin!." i definitely gonna tell this to my friends!. thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Lol!. Nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Well impressive, lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha
kids say the darnest things but i like your thinkingWww@Enter-QA@Com

heard this one but it's still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

I've heard a similar one before!. But I like this one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com



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