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An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone!. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby boy w eighing 25 pounds!.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Italian guy just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks!.!.!.!.!.!.like I said, my boy's a typical Italian bambino!."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"!.!.!.!.one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains!.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar!.
The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Italian baby that weig hed 25 pounds at birth!. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks!. So how much does he weigh now!?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds!."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious!.
"What happened!? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born! "
The Italian father takes a long swig ofSambuca, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says!.!.!.!.!.
"We had him circumcised!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Italian guy just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks!.!.!.!.!.!.like I said, my boy's a typical Italian bambino!."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"!.!.!.!.one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains!.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar!.
The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Italian baby that weig hed 25 pounds at birth!. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks!. So how much does he weigh now!?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds!."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious!.
"What happened!? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born! "
The Italian father takes a long swig ofSambuca, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says!.!.!.!.!.
"We had him circumcised!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Italian Pride!
Miles if you say Italians have little ones I'd like to invite you to my house, to prove you wrong!.
Then the rest of my neighborhood to see the response you would get if you said that to anyone!.
Note: bring morphine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Miles if you say Italians have little ones I'd like to invite you to my house, to prove you wrong!.
Then the rest of my neighborhood to see the response you would get if you said that to anyone!.
Note: bring morphine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i chuckled, though in y expirience, they usually have little ones, lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow what a fore wardWww@Enter-QA@Com
SO SO funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very cute!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for the joke, where do you get these jokes, they are soooooooo funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.!.good joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com