Alternative definitions to normal words?!
Question: Alternative definitions to normal words!?
take a normal word and give it a new meaning
(i didnt come up with these)
Coffee (n!.), a person who is coughed upon!.
Flabbergasted (adj!.), appalled over how much weight you
have gained!.
Flatulence (n!.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after
you are run over by a steamroller!.
Balderdash (n!.), a rapidly receding hairline!.
Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist!.
Testicle (n!.), a humorous question on an exam!.
Oyster (n!.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddish expressions!.
Abdicate (v!.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach!.
Esplanade (v!.), to attempt an explanation while drunk!.
Willy-nilly (adj!.), impotent
Negligent (adj!.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie!.
Lymph (v!.), to walk with a lisp!.
Gargoyle (n!.), an olive-flavored mouthwash!.
Rectitude (n!.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you!.
Circumvent (n!.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts!.
Frisbeetarianism (n!.), The belief that, when you die, your
soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
(i didnt come up with these)
Coffee (n!.), a person who is coughed upon!.
Flabbergasted (adj!.), appalled over how much weight you
have gained!.
Flatulence (n!.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after
you are run over by a steamroller!.
Balderdash (n!.), a rapidly receding hairline!.
Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist!.
Testicle (n!.), a humorous question on an exam!.
Oyster (n!.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddish expressions!.
Abdicate (v!.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach!.
Esplanade (v!.), to attempt an explanation while drunk!.
Willy-nilly (adj!.), impotent
Negligent (adj!.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie!.
Lymph (v!.), to walk with a lisp!.
Gargoyle (n!.), an olive-flavored mouthwash!.
Rectitude (n!.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you!.
Circumvent (n!.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts!.
Frisbeetarianism (n!.), The belief that, when you die, your
soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
impair-v- to be placed into groups of two
shotgun-n- a watergun that shoots portions of liquer into your mouth when you are too drunk to pick up the shot yourself!.
Alternative-n- i genetically engineered form of a person who orriginally lived in the same place as the new "person" but who has everything slightly changed so that they are unable to reproduce!.
definite-v- to alter something so it lasts less long: meaning it degrades or breaks faster than it orriginally would have
sanitize-v- to become like a member of a traditionally nomadic hunting people of southwest Africa (reffered to as the San)!.
remote-v- to add dustWww@Enter-QA@Com
shotgun-n- a watergun that shoots portions of liquer into your mouth when you are too drunk to pick up the shot yourself!.
Alternative-n- i genetically engineered form of a person who orriginally lived in the same place as the new "person" but who has everything slightly changed so that they are unable to reproduce!.
definite-v- to alter something so it lasts less long: meaning it degrades or breaks faster than it orriginally would have
sanitize-v- to become like a member of a traditionally nomadic hunting people of southwest Africa (reffered to as the San)!.
remote-v- to add dustWww@Enter-QA@Com
carpool- a vehicle which doubles as a swimming pool
treason- the season that trees grow best in
hamlet-a young pig
acute triangle-a very good looking triangle ;)
cosmotologist-an expert in sex positions
pennsylvainia-a disease in which one's vains are thick as pencilsWww@Enter-QA@Com
treason- the season that trees grow best in
hamlet-a young pig
acute triangle-a very good looking triangle ;)
cosmotologist-an expert in sex positions
pennsylvainia-a disease in which one's vains are thick as pencilsWww@Enter-QA@Com
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