Cheesy pickup lines?!
Question: Cheesy pickup lines!?
so im like in the mood to laugh and i just wanted to know some really funny
pick up lines that funny guys use on girl
so give me your dumbest pick up lineWww@Enter-QA@Com
pick up lines that funny guys use on girl
so give me your dumbest pick up lineWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i'm not a guy, but here are some!.
do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again!?
if i had a nickle for ever girl i see that is as pretty as you i would have 5 cents!.
do you work for UPS, i could swear i saw you checking out my package!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again!?
if i had a nickle for ever girl i see that is as pretty as you i would have 5 cents!.
do you work for UPS, i could swear i saw you checking out my package!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when your driving pull up to a cute boy/girl and say
"hey did you get a ticket!?"
they are gonna say "no why"
then you respond " because you got fine written all over you" lol
or a really funny one
"hey girl/guy did you just fart!? cuz your blowing me away!!"
theres always a line that i use and works every time
approach a girl and ask " Do you rent or own!?" they are gonna respond "rent or own what!?" then you say " those wings you angel"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"hey did you get a ticket!?"
they are gonna say "no why"
then you respond " because you got fine written all over you" lol
or a really funny one
"hey girl/guy did you just fart!? cuz your blowing me away!!"
theres always a line that i use and works every time
approach a girl and ask " Do you rent or own!?" they are gonna respond "rent or own what!?" then you say " those wings you angel"Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) Did you fart!? Cuz you just blew me away!.
2) Are yer parents retarded!? Cuz ya sure are special!.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!.
4) Do you have a library card!? Cuz I'd like to check you out!.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants!? Cuz I can see myself in em!.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole!.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away!.
8) Fat Penguin!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice!.
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock!.
10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him!? I Think he went into this cheap motel room!.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner!.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon!.
And!.!.!.!. The best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten upWww@Enter-QA@Com
2) Are yer parents retarded!? Cuz ya sure are special!.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!.
4) Do you have a library card!? Cuz I'd like to check you out!.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants!? Cuz I can see myself in em!.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole!.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away!.
8) Fat Penguin!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice!.
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock!.
10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him!? I Think he went into this cheap motel room!.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner!.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon!.
And!.!.!.!. The best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten upWww@Enter-QA@Com
In college, my roommates and friends would have a "Worst Pick Up Line" contest every semester!. The winner per semester was in the running for the Grand Prize of "Worst Ever!."
I won!.
So, a little background!. My friends had dragged me to "stripper night" at a local club!. They had female strippers in one room, male strippers in another!. It's pretty tame, as far as stripping goes!. So, anyway, after the strip show is over, they open up both sides of the club so everyone can mingle!. So, I'm trying to get a drink at the bar and this HUGE black guy walks up to me!. He's gotta be 6'6" and 350 pounds!. He stands there, looks me up and down, lingers on my butt (which is admittedly round and juicy) and says!.!.!.!.
"Girl, you got junk in your trunk! I just got out of the Penn!.!.!.!."
So, basically, he tells me that I have a giant butt and he just got out of jail!. So, me being me, I asked my friend to take a picture of us together!. Me, with a giant King Kong guy on parole!.!.!. in a strip club!. Yes!. I won the Grand Prize!. After I posed for the picture, I said, "Thanks" and we totally booked it outta there!. I never even got that drink I wanted!. Uh Uh!. No way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I won!.
So, a little background!. My friends had dragged me to "stripper night" at a local club!. They had female strippers in one room, male strippers in another!. It's pretty tame, as far as stripping goes!. So, anyway, after the strip show is over, they open up both sides of the club so everyone can mingle!. So, I'm trying to get a drink at the bar and this HUGE black guy walks up to me!. He's gotta be 6'6" and 350 pounds!. He stands there, looks me up and down, lingers on my butt (which is admittedly round and juicy) and says!.!.!.!.
"Girl, you got junk in your trunk! I just got out of the Penn!.!.!.!."
So, basically, he tells me that I have a giant butt and he just got out of jail!. So, me being me, I asked my friend to take a picture of us together!. Me, with a giant King Kong guy on parole!.!.!. in a strip club!. Yes!. I won the Grand Prize!. After I posed for the picture, I said, "Thanks" and we totally booked it outta there!. I never even got that drink I wanted!. Uh Uh!. No way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh goody i love these!
~have you been washing your pants in windex because i see myself in them!
~if your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas i would love to spend some time between the holidays!.!.!.
~Guy walks up to a girl with his buddy and sticks his finger in her pocket and goes "See it wasn't that hard to get in her pants!"
~guy walks up to a girl and goes "what it do ma!?" girl goes "what it don't doofus!"
~I see you seeing me and i just want you to know i see you!.!.!.girl replies "well could you zip up your fly and then i won't see you anymore!"
~Did it hurt!? Falling from heaven!?
okay that's all i remember hope they made you smile!Www@Enter-QA@Com
~have you been washing your pants in windex because i see myself in them!
~if your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas i would love to spend some time between the holidays!.!.!.
~Guy walks up to a girl with his buddy and sticks his finger in her pocket and goes "See it wasn't that hard to get in her pants!"
~guy walks up to a girl and goes "what it do ma!?" girl goes "what it don't doofus!"
~I see you seeing me and i just want you to know i see you!.!.!.girl replies "well could you zip up your fly and then i won't see you anymore!"
~Did it hurt!? Falling from heaven!?
okay that's all i remember hope they made you smile!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i actually found a few funny ones that an insane guy might actually say to a girl !.!.!.lol
1!.What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk!? My Zipper!
2!.There are 206 bones in the human body!.!.!. do you want another one!?
3!.My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear!. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
4!.Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!.What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk!? My Zipper!
2!.There are 206 bones in the human body!.!.!. do you want another one!?
3!.My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear!. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
4!.Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey!. Is that a mirror in your pocket!?
Because I can see myself in your pants!.
Did it hurt!? When you fell from heaven!?
You know what I heard when I first saw you!? An ambulance, coming to take me away!. Because the sight of you, stopped my heart!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because I can see myself in your pants!.
Did it hurt!? When you fell from heaven!?
You know what I heard when I first saw you!? An ambulance, coming to take me away!. Because the sight of you, stopped my heart!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me!?"
"Say, that's a nice-looking t-shirt! Think I could talk you out of it!?"
"Of course we're incompatible !.!.!. I've got income, and you're pat-able!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Say, that's a nice-looking t-shirt! Think I could talk you out of it!?"
"Of course we're incompatible !.!.!. I've got income, and you're pat-able!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
im not a guy, but here it goes;
"girl, your legs must be tired, 'cause you been runnin through my mind all!. day!. loonnnng!."
"are you jamacian, cause you ja-makin me crazy!"
haha and thats pretty much it!.
i tried! ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com
"girl, your legs must be tired, 'cause you been runnin through my mind all!. day!. loonnnng!."
"are you jamacian, cause you ja-makin me crazy!"
haha and thats pretty much it!.
i tried! ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Okay, go up to a guy and tell him your name!.
If he says "Oh what a beautiful name" (or something of that nature)
You say!.
!.!.!."Yea you like that!? You should hear my phone number!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
If he says "Oh what a beautiful name" (or something of that nature)
You say!.
!.!.!."Yea you like that!? You should hear my phone number!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey baby!.!.!. sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!Www@Enter-QA@Com
if you were a booger, i'd pick youWww@Enter-QA@Com
excuse but I am lost can you tell me the way to your heart!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
did it hurt when u fell down from heaven cause i though u were an angelWww@Enter-QA@Com
are you tired!? because youve been running through my mind all dayWww@Enter-QA@Com