Smart answers, do you like?!


Question: Smart answers, do you like!?
SMART **** ANSWER 6th Place
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
'Would you like dinner!?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row!.
'What are my choices!?' the man asked!.
'Yes or no,' she replied!.


SMART **** ANSWER 5th Place
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets!.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her!. Without blinking an eyelid she said,
'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub!.'




SMART **** ANSWER 4th Place
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's
store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family!.
She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger!?'
The assistant replied, 'I'm afraid not, they're dead!.'



SMART **** ANSWER 3rd Place
The policeman got out of his car and the boy racer he stopped for speeding, rolled down his window!.
'I've been waiting for you all day,' the bobby said!. The kid replied,
'Yes, well I got here as fast as I could!.'
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket!.



SMART **** ANSWER 2nd Place
A lorry driver was driving along on a country road!. A sign came up that read ' Low Bridge Ahead!.'
Before he realized it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it!.
Cars are backed up for miles!. Finally, a police car comes up!. The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, 'Got stuck, eh!?'
The lorry driver said, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!'



SMART **** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam!. 'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow!. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-arsed chappie at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion!?' The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering!.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student,shook her head and sweetly said,
'Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
The last one is hilarious! lol! Funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice!.!.!.!.funny! :) :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

pretty goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

i like the 5th place one!.
hahahWww@Enter-QA@Com

Last one is the best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

THEY ARE OKWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol luv that roflmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

that was funny!!!! i would want that teacher!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha the last one is hilarious, made my day, thanks =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

GENIUS!!! pure genius, the last one made my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha those are pretty good!.!.!. I liked them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i love the last one!! thatnks for making me laugh! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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