Why can't men just listen?!
Question: Why can't men just listen!?
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman!.
Since she had togo to work the next day, she told the repairman,
'I'll leave the key underthe mat!. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check!.'
'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dogSpike!. He won't bother you!.
But,whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen!.
But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repair man go about his work!.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling!.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'
To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!'
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Since she had togo to work the next day, she told the repairman,
'I'll leave the key underthe mat!. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check!.'
'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dogSpike!. He won't bother you!.
But,whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen!.
But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repair man go about his work!.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling!.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'
To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!'
See - Men just don't listen,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I'm sorry, what was that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
We men don't listen cause you females don't know what the f*%# you're talking about!.!.!.!
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But your joke was still funny, simply because it was at the exspence of someone else!.!.!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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But your joke was still funny, simply because it was at the exspence of someone else!.!.!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your joke is funny!. Your question is not funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is soooooooooo funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Joke was funny!.
now "men don't listen" is not true, we are just not interested in what the other half is gabbing about!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
now "men don't listen" is not true, we are just not interested in what the other half is gabbing about!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, that's hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! wow since im in school right now (having finished all my work) i just bust out laughing in the middle of class and people are staringWww@Enter-QA@Com
finally some evidence!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh, they do listen - but they seem not to understand the meaning of the words!.!.!.
*hahahahahaha*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*hahahahahaha*Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! Hilarious and so damn true!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Right on the money!. An absolute cracker!. Can not stop laughing so I′ll get my pet parrot to deliver a well deserved star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats a good one!
and damn men don't listen!!! =]]Www@Enter-QA@Com
and damn men don't listen!!! =]]Www@Enter-QA@Com
because they don't want to listenWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell me about itWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
thats the funniest thing i heardWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats the funniest thing i heardWww@Enter-QA@Com