Blond Joke for anyone who wants a good laugh....?!
Question: Blond Joke for anyone who wants a good laugh!.!.!.!.!?
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours!?
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A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge!. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned!. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend!." The blonde said, "No!. A bet's a bet!."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
(srry Blonds^_^)
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A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge!. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned!. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend!." The blonde said, "No!. A bet's a bet!."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
(srry Blonds^_^)
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Answers:
A blonde and her date went into a candy shop and bought some M&Ms!. they sat on a bench to eat them!. the blonde took out all of the brown ones and said "Here take them!. I dont like chocolate ones"
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
3: 1 to hold the bulb and 2 to turn the ladder
Somebody started a gameshow called Dumb blonde!. it proved how dumb blondes were!. there was over 100 blondes in the audience and 1 was picked to go up!.
the dude asked her the question "What is 2+2!?" the blonde said "9" all the other blondes were like "give her another chance"
So the dude is like "What is 8+1" the blonde says"7"
The other blondes were like "give her antoher chance"
so the dudes like"what 4x4!?" the blondes like "16" and all the other blondes are like "give her another chance"Www@Enter-QA@Com
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb!?
3: 1 to hold the bulb and 2 to turn the ladder
Somebody started a gameshow called Dumb blonde!. it proved how dumb blondes were!. there was over 100 blondes in the audience and 1 was picked to go up!.
the dude asked her the question "What is 2+2!?" the blonde said "9" all the other blondes were like "give her another chance"
So the dude is like "What is 8+1" the blonde says"7"
The other blondes were like "give her antoher chance"
so the dudes like"what 4x4!?" the blondes like "16" and all the other blondes are like "give her another chance"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that's bloody brillant
also keeps adhd people ocupied for eternityWww@Enter-QA@Com
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that's bloody brillant
also keeps adhd people ocupied for eternityWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like the scroll down and up one!.
thats funny!.
and im not blonde, so keep up with the jokes!.
bahahhahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny!.
and im not blonde, so keep up with the jokes!.
bahahhahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha i am a blonde!.!.!.and i do enjoy blonde jokes!.!.!.and i have to admit!.!.!.i did scroll back up!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
scroll down, scroll up!.!.I'm not blonde, but I did it!.!.huhuhuhu!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
xD
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very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
You know you're blonde when!.!.!.your credit card only works in Sweden!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Really, good and funny!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
star! i really like the first one!Www@Enter-QA@Com