Postman Pat's Last Day?!
Question: Postman Pat's Last Day!?
It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns!.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for 50 quid!.
At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch!.
The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whiskey!.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie!. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate sex he had ever experienced!. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a full English breakfast: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage, Tomato and freshly-squeezed orange juice!. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee!.
As she was pouring, he noticed a 5 pound note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge!. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five quid for!?" "Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you!." "I asked him what to give you!." He said, "F*** him!. Give him a fiver!." She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea"Www@Enter-QA@Com
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for 50 quid!.
At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch!.
The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whiskey!.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie!. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate sex he had ever experienced!. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a full English breakfast: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage, Tomato and freshly-squeezed orange juice!. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee!.
As she was pouring, he noticed a 5 pound note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge!. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five quid for!?" "Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you!." "I asked him what to give you!." He said, "F*** him!. Give him a fiver!." She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
VERY good!. Had not heard it before, you cheeky girl! I wanna be a postman! Star and thank you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry but this is a variation on a very old theme!.
Been on here in different forms many times, but keep up the good work!.
We always need a laugh on here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Been on here in different forms many times, but keep up the good work!.
We always need a laugh on here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call Postman Pat when he get's the sack!?
PatWww@Enter-QA@Com
PatWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, VERY FUNNY!!!!!!
10/10, thanks for the laugh!!!
*star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
10/10, thanks for the laugh!!!
*star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
wowiez that was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one! Here's a star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That made me chuckle!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha nice one!. Maybe Pat could make everyday his last day on the job!! lol
:-)))Www@Enter-QA@Com
:-)))Www@Enter-QA@Com
cheered up my evening!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.nice one!! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it, but i'll star u anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that made me giggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
would have been even better if you didn't call her dumb =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
like that one, very good !Www@Enter-QA@Com
like that one, very good !Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very good one!. Thanks I'll pass it on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i dont get itt!! whaaa!?!? :\Www@Enter-QA@Com