Quick thinkers?!
Question: Quick thinkers!?
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of a super market!. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce!. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, only half!. The boy explained that he would have to ask the manager and so he walked into the back room and said, "There is some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce!." As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!."
The manager okayed the request and the man went on his way!. Later on the manager said to the boy, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got out of it!. You think on your feet and we like that around here!. Where are you from, son!?" The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir!." "Oh, really!? Why did you leave Minnesota!?" inquired the manager!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The manager okayed the request and the man went on his way!. Later on the manager said to the boy, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got out of it!. You think on your feet and we like that around here!. Where are you from, son!?" The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir!." "Oh, really!? Why did you leave Minnesota!?" inquired the manager!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That was Simply Hilarious! Oh my God, I'm still laughing! Star for you!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A beautiful female college professor was explaining that the final exam would start promptly at 8am the next day!. "There will be absolutely no excuses for missing it" she said!.
Several students asked hypothetical "what if" questions about car break downs or power outages etc!. The teacher emphasized there were NO excuses!.
One smarta$$ student raised his hand and asked "But what if I'm suffering from severe sexual exhaustion!?"
The instructor quickly responded "Then you'll have to take the exam with your other hand"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Several students asked hypothetical "what if" questions about car break downs or power outages etc!. The teacher emphasized there were NO excuses!.
One smarta$$ student raised his hand and asked "But what if I'm suffering from severe sexual exhaustion!?"
The instructor quickly responded "Then you'll have to take the exam with your other hand"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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