Help! I don't get this joke?!
Question: Help! I don't get this joke!?
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching!. Nothing could dampen her
excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce!. Her mother had found
the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young
wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her
step mom to exchange it, but she refused!. "Absolutely not!. I look like a
million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied!.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart, I'll
get another dress!. After all, it's your special day!."
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress!. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going
to return the other dress!? You really don't have another occasion where
you could wear it!."
Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do!. I'm wearing it
to the rehearsal dinner!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce!. Her mother had found
the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young
wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her
step mom to exchange it, but she refused!. "Absolutely not!. I look like a
million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied!.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart, I'll
get another dress!. After all, it's your special day!."
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress!. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going
to return the other dress!? You really don't have another occasion where
you could wear it!."
Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do!. I'm wearing it
to the rehearsal dinner!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Her mother wanted to wear it before the new step mother wore it!. That way the dress is nothing special when the step mother wears it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cause the other girl wont wear tht dress for the rehersal cause she is gonna wear it to the weding so if the mother wears it to the rehersal the other guest will fink the step mum is copying the mumWww@Enter-QA@Com
how can you not get it lol!.!.!.!.in wedings the have a rehearsal of how the ceremony is going to go and her mother wants to wear the dress so she is going to wear it to the rehearsal!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its really simple!.!.!. by wearing the dress at the rehearsal dinner now the step mother will look like an idiot wearing the same dress at the weddingWww@Enter-QA@Com
The mother is just trying to look "fabulous" in the dress so her and the step mom can both were the "perfect" dressWww@Enter-QA@Com
She's getting the heads up on the step mom!. Every one will think the step mom is copying the mom at the wedding!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Everyone will see the mother in it first, ruining it for the 2nd wife!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's not a joke, it's a lame, pointless story =(
thanx for the 2pts tho!!
-bf jb nmWww@Enter-QA@Com
thanx for the 2pts tho!!
-bf jb nmWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats wickedWww@Enter-QA@Com