Stupid pickup lines?!
Question: Stupid pickup lines!?
what are some totally random pickup lines!? me and my friend like to say them to each other lol!. her favorite one is "Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning, cause you're looking magically delicious!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
are u a broom!? cos u swept me off me feet
are u a squirrel!? cos u keep staring at my nuts
are u a carpanter(sp!?) cos ur giving me wood
if ur a daughter of an ice-cream seller, im de son of an ice-cream seller, den u can lick, i can lick and we can both lick
if i could rearrange de alphabets, i would put "U" and "I" together
did it hurt when u fell from heaven!?
im gonna have to phone god to tell him that his lost angel is infront of me
christmas must have came too soon as i found my present
did u came from hell!? cos ur hot
are u free tonight!? or how much will it cost me!?
thats all i rmb!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
are u a squirrel!? cos u keep staring at my nuts
are u a carpanter(sp!?) cos ur giving me wood
if ur a daughter of an ice-cream seller, im de son of an ice-cream seller, den u can lick, i can lick and we can both lick
if i could rearrange de alphabets, i would put "U" and "I" together
did it hurt when u fell from heaven!?
im gonna have to phone god to tell him that his lost angel is infront of me
christmas must have came too soon as i found my present
did u came from hell!? cos ur hot
are u free tonight!? or how much will it cost me!?
thats all i rmb!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ummm, how 'bout:
Is your name Summer, cuz you are hot!
Oh, I seemed to have lost my number, can I borrow yours!?
Lol when my school went on a trip, we had a contest about pickup lines!. =] It was interesting!.!.!.!.!.=DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Is your name Summer, cuz you are hot!
Oh, I seemed to have lost my number, can I borrow yours!?
Lol when my school went on a trip, we had a contest about pickup lines!. =] It was interesting!.!.!.!.!.=DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice outfit!.!.!.It would look better in a pile on my floor!.
You must be tired cuz you been running through my mind all day!.
*****My homeboys and brothers used to try stupid ones out on me all of the time but now I can't remember any of them****Www@Enter-QA@Com
You must be tired cuz you been running through my mind all day!.
*****My homeboys and brothers used to try stupid ones out on me all of the time but now I can't remember any of them****Www@Enter-QA@Com
if i were ying you would be my yang!.
do you have a map!? cuz i'am lost in your eyes!.
are you sure this isn't a science lab cause i'am sensing chemistry!.
LOLLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
do you have a map!? cuz i'am lost in your eyes!.
are you sure this isn't a science lab cause i'am sensing chemistry!.
LOLLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you wash your clothes with windex!? Because I can see myself in your pants!.
Roses are red violets are blue I want to hump the **** out of your face!.
Thats all I have!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Roses are red violets are blue I want to hump the **** out of your face!.
Thats all I have!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Best one was from Eddie Griffin!.!.!.
"Ya' Fu**ing!?"
If they say "yes" buy them a drink!. If not!.!.!.you've wasted little time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Ya' Fu**ing!?"
If they say "yes" buy them a drink!. If not!.!.!.you've wasted little time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heres 20 pence, go call your mother and tell her you won't be home tonight!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How 'bout:
Do you believe in Love at first sight honey!.!.!. or do I have to walk by again!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you believe in Love at first sight honey!.!.!. or do I have to walk by again!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
U must have fell from out the sky cuz heaven is missing an angel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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im going outside to makeout: care to join me!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
baby, if you were on a page, youd be what they call 'fine print'Www@Enter-QA@Com