Heard the one about the Parrot?!
Question: Heard the one about the Parrot!?
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately
spotted a large, beautiful parrot!.!.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50!.00!.
'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner!.
The owner looked at her and said,
'Well I should tell you first, that this bird used to
live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says
some pretty vulgar stuff!.'
The woman thought about this, but decided
she wanted the bird any way!.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up
in her living room and waited for it to say something!.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
'New house, new madam!.'
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
but then thought 'that's really not so bad!.'
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school,
the bird looked at them and said,
'New house, new madam, new girls!.'
The girls and the woman were a bit offended
but then began to laugh about the situation
considering how and where the parrot had been raised!.
Soon after, the woman's husband Keith
came home from work!.
The bird looked at him and said,
'Hi Keith!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
spotted a large, beautiful parrot!.!.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50!.00!.
'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner!.
The owner looked at her and said,
'Well I should tell you first, that this bird used to
live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says
some pretty vulgar stuff!.'
The woman thought about this, but decided
she wanted the bird any way!.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up
in her living room and waited for it to say something!.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
'New house, new madam!.'
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
but then thought 'that's really not so bad!.'
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school,
the bird looked at them and said,
'New house, new madam, new girls!.'
The girls and the woman were a bit offended
but then began to laugh about the situation
considering how and where the parrot had been raised!.
Soon after, the woman's husband Keith
came home from work!.
The bird looked at him and said,
'Hi Keith!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Now that is funny!.!!!
10/10 Greybeard!.!!!
Cheers that got me laughing!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now that is funny!.!!!
10/10 Greybeard!.!!!
Cheers that got me laughing!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best freakin' joke i've seen on here in WEEKS and i'm totally not just saying that i'm 100% telling the truth!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best freakin' joke i've seen on here in WEEKS and i'm totally not just saying that i'm 100% telling the truth!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's freakin' genius! Absolutely brilliant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
LOL!
FRAKIN HILARIOUSWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!
FRAKIN HILARIOUSWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is amazing!
i have a friend who will love that joke!
"Hi Keith!"
genius!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have a friend who will love that joke!
"Hi Keith!"
genius!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilaaaaaarrrrious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahhhahaha hilarious!.
that joke is awesome!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that joke is awesome!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha that was great
u deffo get a star =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
u deffo get a star =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that parrot has a god memory!!!!!
new house new gal new woman
but same kiethWww@Enter-QA@Com
new house new gal new woman
but same kiethWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh dangWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol niceWww@Enter-QA@Com