Jet Fuel!!!!!!!!!!!?!
Question: Jet Fuel!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as aircraft mechanics in Dallas , Tx!.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do!. Bud said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Jim says, 'Me too!. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz!.
You wanna try it!?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got completely smashed!.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels!.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects!. Nothing!. Then the phone rings!.
It's Jim!.
Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning!?'
Bud says, 'I feel great!. How about you!?'
Jim says, 'I feel great, too!. You don't have a hangover!?'
Bud says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing!. We ought to do this more often!.'
'Yeah, well there's just one thing!.'
'What's that!?'
'Have you farted yet!?'
'No!.'
'Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do!. Bud said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Jim says, 'Me too!. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz!.
You wanna try it!?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got completely smashed!.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels!.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects!. Nothing!. Then the phone rings!.
It's Jim!.
Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning!?'
Bud says, 'I feel great!. How about you!?'
Jim says, 'I feel great, too!. You don't have a hangover!?'
Bud says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing!. We ought to do this more often!.'
'Yeah, well there's just one thing!.'
'What's that!?'
'Have you farted yet!?'
'No!.'
'Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hmmmm!.!.!.!.looks familiar : ) LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol!.!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny stuff SteveCWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL thanks SteveWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!! Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.That's a good one Steve!
Do you think I could put some in by Boss' coffee!?
I'd like him to go to Denver for a while!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you think I could put some in by Boss' coffee!?
I'd like him to go to Denver for a while!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!.!.!.!.!.made me laugh!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
;O)))Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That's a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's a good one!.
Ha ha ha ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice!.!.!.thanks for the wake up call,Steve!.
Now where's my coffee!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now where's my coffee!?Www@Enter-QA@Com