Just a little joke I'd like to share?!

There was a girl called Bella and a boy called John who sat next to each other in Religious Studies class at school!. Bella was always falling asleep and so John would poke her in the back with his pencil to wake her up!.

One day, the teacher asked her a question:
"Bella, who is our Saviour!?"
John poked Bella in the back!. Annoyed, she cried out,
"JESUS CHRIST!"
"That is correct!." The teacher smiled!.

Day Two!.
"Bella, who will we meet in Heaven when we die!?"
John pokes her again!.
"Oh, my GOD!!"
"Yes, Bella, that is correct!"

Day Three!.
"Bella, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their thirteenth child!?"
John poked her!. Irritated, she shot up!.
"RAPE!! If you stick that THING in me ONE MORE TIME, I swear I'll break it in half!"



(rape is, by definition, penetration with a foreign object!. like this pencil!. x])




DISCLAIMER: this is NOT my joke!. :) in fact, I don't know whose it is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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